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We have possibly the gayest birds in the world here ...
Theres this one called the magpie and i swear to you it is the fuckin' antichrist, if you're walking towards a park and its spring, watch out, it will come out and claw you're head till you bleed ..
I'm not gonna lie to you, i saw one land on someones head and freakin just peck him once on the head except really really hard, hard enough to draw freaking blood and i was like i'm out bitches ...
Also, i'm not gonna lie to you we gotta pay a lotta money for petrol, its like 1.35 a litre here, and yeah, if you head out into sydney, don't brign up melbourne and vice versa (unless you're a shit stirrer like me and you're keen to see some fireworks)
or the afl in sydney and the nrl in melbourne ...
if you don't know what thye are make sure you don't mention that either
need any more help, let us know, i can fin d a 1001 thigns wrong with anything ... anything (with the exception being purgatory)
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You're the worst kind of criminal, your an animal, a filthy big lipped beast.
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