I dunno if you guys have seen it on the ESPN...


it's a commercial for the florida university or something

a guy walking on the street says to another- "Go gators." the other guy replies... "Go gators." and so on, and so forth, more people walk by different people who all say, in the most serious tone of voice...

"go gators."

and then they change it up...

"Go gators."
"Go gators."
"Go write an American novel."
"Go find the cure for cancer."
"Go travel to Mars."
"Go gators."
"Go gators."

OH YEAH

my God it's quite possibly the lamest commercial i've ever seen in my life, and you can bet your ass that i will NOT go to Florida University, just because of that commercial.

Go gators.

i get very annoyed when this stupid CVS commercial comes on about 5 times each commercial period in the mornings (sometimes consecutively) and there's some faggy guy (or a black chick, can't decipher) singing, "RED! RED! RED! REDDDDD! RED! REDDDDDD!" and it's supposed to be because the main color for CVS is red i guess? i dunno, but it makes me violent. i hate it.


oh and if you're from south florida, i'm sure you've heard that obnoxious Ford commercial with that dumb slut driving a Ford Explorer and there's this ghetto latin song they made that goes, "Ride it like a...ride like a FORD...u gotta ride it like a FORD!" and it has this repetative reggae/latin beat. it's so stupid!


oh and any pharmaceutical company commercial...what's up with those little cartoon toe fungus creatures crawling under the toe nail and having a party?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller there is this new one out here from Staples... where these people have a paper jam in their machine and for some stupid reason they have to rhyme everything...it's fucking stupid. i mean really...what stupid idiot is sitting there thinking "dude...let's like...have em get a jam...and then they'll be like call pam and then like...the lady won't be there and they have to go to staples man" fucking idiots out there marketing things i swear...

I saw that one last nite during the game. I was thinking I bet some big ad agency did that for a pile of money and any idiot with half a brain could have made an ad 10x better.

There an equally stupid ad the fedex one where a guy says some like "this business thing is a as big as the superbowl." then a nfl player rushes and says "its not like the superbowl and he should use fedex" then runs off with package in his hand.

I bet they use preschools to come up with these "great" ideas for ads.

I look at ads for ideas since I create ads of local program I work on.

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Originally posted by josh4 i despise mcdonalds commericals

yeh, me to


da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, im lovin it

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those auto zone commercials where the song is like

"parts parts parts"
"autozone has the right parts"

or some crap. its annoying.

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Hakim Optical - particularly the anthem as well as the stupid looking male models they use.

I dislike the commercials for the shows on the channel I am watching. Which (because we only get MSNBC and TBS) is usually MSNBC hawking the beached whale, oh sorry Rita Cosby, all day long.


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How about those erection disfunction ads? The last thing I want to think about is old ppl having sex.

oh those new kia commercials suck to

where the guy is on a microphone yelling at marathon runners

who thinks up that crap

they need to fire their marketing department

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there's this commercial for a visa card where the woman loads up on crap in her shopping cart, and it's 50 ft. tall blah blah, oh watch out here comes the woman with a lot of crap in her cart. That's it...
it gets under my skin.

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