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hi i'm wilford brimley. i'm 80 years old, I live on a ranch in the desert, i have diabetes, ride around in a nev-r-fall cripple old person cart, i have serious heart problems, i'm obese, and i live on a diet of oatmeal and prunes, all while taking diabetes meds that inflame my heart condition and heart meds that inflame my diabetes. i'm the chef boyardee of wheat and/or grain products. which doesn't make sense when you consider that pasta is made out of wheat and/or grain products. all this because carl cox ate my last box of animal crackers in 5th grade. not the crackers; the box they came in. which was unheard of at the time. i had planned to use that last box to complete my new pair of footprotectors. shoes were also unheard of at the time. i'm old.
Last edited by WingDing on Oct-26-2005 at 04:46
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