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Okay here I have 2 jokes about condoms 4 U.. hope U'll enjoy'em:
1. John learns about condoms... so he always has one on. And his friends once asks him: "John, do U ever take that thing off? Sure, man, whenever I piss or make sex!"
2. Middle of nowhere. Chick in a car, awesome blond chick... car breakdown. Two peasants come around, and help her out
"okay guys, to thank U I'll screw U both... just put these on (condoms) so I don't get pregnant, okay?"
She does'em and leaves...
After a week or so, one of them to the other:" U know, John, I don't give a shit if that lady is having a baby or not! I'm taking mine off cuz I need to piss!"
hope these made ya feel better.
as for the condoms, we all know they are required in a relationship... until U get to a steady one when U can start using birth control pills...
hyp
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