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Mister Miyagi and Daniel-San with the real-techniques not seen in movie........
Ancient techniques:
Wax on, Wax off.
American boy must learn to satisfy woman. Reach down to her female parts and use hands. Wax on, wax off. Repeat. Always clockwise. Be patient, because man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything. Man who can rub clitoris well can sleep with anyone.
Paint Fence
Same thing, only no move in circle. Paint up and down the woman. Miyagi do this to girl in 'Then Next Karate Kid', and she did Crane movement like crazy person.
Paint UP, Paint DOWN. Never other way around, or woman commit seppuku, make big mess on sheets.
Sand the Deck
This one same as Wax on, except counterclockwise. One time Miyagi catch Daniel-san waxing off counterclockwise, and Miyagi still have nightmares.
Paint House
Paint house is lot like Paint Fence, only other way in direction. Paint side to side. Never paint in diagonal direction, this very bad. Miyagi have scar on side of head from being crushed between thighs.
HAHAHAHA!
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 IF YOU GOT TRANCE IN YOUR PANTS WHIP IT OUT!!! IF NOT JUST WHIP IT OUT ANYWAY!!!
   
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