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| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
Winston Churchill is a great example of my favorite form of wit, i think it's absolutely genius and i don't even know what u call it.. it's not really humble, but resembles the form of humility...it's very subtle and yet the impact is huge...
here's some great ones:
Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
"I wish Stanley Baldwin no ill, but it would have been much better if he had never lived". on Stanley Baldwin
"Eating words has never given me indigestion."
(true!)
"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
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Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.
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