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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Otay, didn't need to know. which hole was it in?

well, i walk into my house. i know they are there. i see a cell phone, shoes, a wallet on the counter. ok, they arent in the living room....what are they doing upstairs where the bedrooms are....

i slowly walk up the stairs, and i hear a real life porno in the works, except, my MOM was in it !!!!!

i sneaked into my room, stuffed my face into my blankets, and laughed my ass off. the door was wide open, and i could have just strolled right in. well, then i made a ruckus, by turning on my light, and turning on my stereo. i heard the door close immediatly.

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^^^ that's aweful.


So your mom is a slut, eh?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

I think you need to post a pic of your mom in here so we can all refresh our memories

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I think you need to post a pic of your mom in here so we can all refresh our memories

Nice.

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: well, i walk into my house. i know they are there. i see a cell phone, shoes, a wallet on the counter. ok, they arent in the living room....what are they doing upstairs where the bedrooms are.... i slowly walk up the stairs, and i hear a real life porno in the works, except, my MOM was in it !!!!! i sneaked into my room, stuffed my face into my blankets, and laughed my ass off. the door was wide open, and i could have just strolled right in. well, then i made a ruckus, by turning on my light, and turning on my stereo. i heard the door close immediatly.

Heinz, my friend...TOO MUCH INFO!






















Keep it coming.

once i got a call from a telemarketer and i said "if you give me your home phone number ill call you back when you are busy!"

but he was all "do you work for a survey company, sir?"
me: "no it was a joke...."
him: "oh good joke sir"
*hangs up

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard That's the best example of bottom feeding I've ever heard! You're job was to sell false hope to poor people/deadbeats who already had bad credit and couldn't afford it thereby making their situation even worse. That's great! FUCK THE POOR!

I know, I've had some pretty crappy jobs before but that took the cake, I was in between jobs and I think I lasted there about a day or two.

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The Essence of House is the Rhythm

I hate them. I still get one or two calls a week even though my phone is on the Do Not Call list.

The other day when I got a call, the lady asked me if I was the head of the household. My parents weren't home so I said yes (and I still would've even if my parents were home). She proceeded to give me bullshit about random stuff, so I gave her a nice, long barrage of fake burps. It took her about thirty seconds before she finally realized I was fucking around, and said, "You're the head of the household? *click*".

I've always wanted to do the Seinfeld line, but always forget until right after I hang up...

"Sure, I'm interested. I'm a bit busy right now so can I get your home phone number so I can call you back and talk to you about it? Oh, so you don't like getting unwanted calls at home? Now you know how I feel. *click*"

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Originally posted by eye_03 once i got a call from a telemarketer and i said "if you give me your home phone number ill call you back when you are busy!" but he was all "do you work for a survey company, sir?" me: "no it was a joke...." him: "oh good joke sir" *hangs up

d00d, we're past that now..... now we're talking about TVD's mom being a whore.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard d00d, we're past that now..... now we're talking about TVD's mom being a whore.

Some people just cant keep up...