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| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
... and hillarity and gayness ensued...
I am sure that was a voice of reason, now here's the devil's advocate:
1. fuq that hippy sh!t man, get some of the best mdma you can get your paws on, probably will need 2 - 3 tabs for entire night. The only way to fly is while rolling on e, listening to PVD - nothing out ther is better. It's like sky diving - fun as shit but lasts for hours. The memory will last a lifetime and nothing else will be even close
2. if you want to think proactively about your body, take some vitamins beforehand. I would also suggest some immodium - you never know when you might get a case of e-sh!ts and the last thing you need is to be crapping in Roxy, on seats that are pissed all over
3. Wear loose and comfy clothes that you are not afraid to trash - coz' you will trash them. Once you sid down on a dirty floor as you're rolling, the last thing you need ruining your high is thinking about ruining your $400 Prada kickers and $300 D&G jeans... While you will be hot, a sweat shirt or something warm is recommended. Eventually you will get cold, and nothing kills buzz faster than coldness. Tho, don't wear it while you're rolling - you may overheat and may have organ failure. Just keep it somewhere tied around your waste. (NOTICE THE DANCING TA Guy) - HE HAS IT! >> 
4. If you smoke, invest in a cig case. Moving about dancing, sitting down and all will crush your smoke pack and you'll be without smokes. YOu will need full flavor menthols to rock. Also, wind proof lighter is highly suggested. You won't be able to light a match nor will you be able to use one of them silly BIC lighters. Why? your hands will be tooo damn sweaty and shaky. So, button-push lighter is recommended.
5. Don't bring any glow sticks or silly LED's - they will only get you flagged for more thorough search and most likely will be confiscated or thrown out. (Many clubs don't allow them nowdays)
6. don't take anything with you that you might need to get home: keys, credit card, phone. etc. If you do - expect to lose them. so, either have zipper pockets or hope and pray you won't loose them. Especially sucks if you lose your keys or credit card u need to get home.
7. Bring sunshades of sorts. last thing you need is to have ppl see your bugged-out wiggly eyes. Especially cops and security.
And finally - bring someone who may be sober or trustworthy. You may need them to get home ;-)
Few tips:
a. chewing pill gets you high quicker and high lasts less - so, if that's your goal, chew. you will be high and done in about 2 - 3 hours. Otherwise, expect a longer trip.
b. as you're peakin' on your first one, if you want to prolong it - drop the second one. DON'T DROP MORE THAN 1 AT A TIME AND WITHIN 1 HOUR INTERVAL. Otherwise, results may be chaotic and unpleasant.
c. Don't eat at least 4 hours before you roll. you don't want to be pukin' up your diner.
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d. have some weed for come-down. you will land smoothly, not crash-land. smoking some weed on come down really helps not jus twith the come down but also the day after.
DON'T PANIC AND HAVE FUN!
get a bottle of water, chewing gum, and DON'T MAKE ANY DECISIONS WHILE YOU'RE ROLLING. Telling your first date that you're in love with him/her and want to marry her is normal. Very emphatic. but not real. unless you love/him her before hand.
oh, and one other thing. if you have gf/bf that will roll w/you you may want to have a room reserved at hotel nearby. horny is not the word to describe the condition you will be in. Especially fun is 69 or other oral activities. intercourse is not recommended and will be very frustrating and fruitless (unless you smoke some weed - see above). but then you're risking pregnancy and other fun stuf... so think before you roll - you may not have a chance to re-think while you're on the rollercoaster. |
Danm kid you need to write a book on this!!!!!!!!! LOL classic, so true so true!!
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Chew on Orbits gum, it won't cut up ur mouth as much, never chew on Dentyne Ice. Chew on ICE can also be another option if you want to save $. Make sure you drink orange juice when u take your pill =]
