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Yes sir. It came to me in a moment of truth. I was suddenly surrounded by a blinding white light. I heard the voices of angels singing in chorus. And god was on a pedestal preaching His Word to the people below who worshipped him. As a God Warrior I was very excited to finally be graced by the kingdom of Heaven, and to recieve the Word of the Lord henceforth. Finally, as it had been years since my brother puked and I ordained an official God Warrior, I would be allowed to speak with Him who is holy in person. All God Warriors get this opportunity at least once in life, and it was my turn now. Then the extacy wore off and I realized I was at Sensation White where a chorus of white-clad singers was humming to Suburban Train while Tiesto stood there on his DJ platform with his arms spread. So then I left, but on my way out I looked at a speaker that was on the wall. And do you know what words of god were printed on that speaker, my son? Dolby Surround Sound. I immediately fell to the ground and began seizing and speaking in tongues. The doctor told me it was an overdose of some drug, but I know it was the power of The Lord telling me to use Dolby Surround Sound in a story on TA. Amen.
And that's the story of how I came to use the phrase Dolby Surround Sound in a story about how I became a God Warrior.
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