ok je suis en compta et bien crémeux entrain de déguster une poutine bien garnit d'une sauce orangé et bien salé à la tonne avec des frites aussi molle que le pénis a bustaflex quand jsuis assis dessus et la j'ai pensé à vous écrire une bonne boutade





C'EST QUOI LA DIFFÉRENCE ENTRE UNE POUTINE ET UNE VAGINITE ????!?!!??!!!!!!!!




























































LES FRITES MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance" !!!

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quote:

Originally posted by DJMD123 Great googliemoogly!

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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Originally posted by DJMD123 Great googliemoogly!

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through
the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him,looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running
with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant blowing lines, so the
rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,then
tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ...Come
running with us through the sunny forest, you! ! will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit
out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look
at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "Fuck him, making me run around the forest like an idiot
every time he's on ecstasy.

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:

"Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my
girlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me
too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says :
"After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from
me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,
bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later
the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
down. The
others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the
others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"