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Speaking of the next-generation Camaro, which GM has confirmed will be coming in the next few years... It'll be yet again a cultural icon for GM. Everybody knows the Camaro. It represents AMERICA. When you see one or the word "Camaro" you think AMERICA.
It's because that image is coded into our DNA, and the only thing that can bring it to the surface is the sight and sound of a Camaro with a V8.
Every one of us secretly knows that when the apocalypse comes, it's going to include: 1) The Excalibur, 2) a Camaro, 3) Dale Earnheart, 4) Slash, 5) quite possibly the 1985 Chicago Bears ripping out of the hood of the previously mentioned Camaro with a robotic arm and the even more previously mentioned Excalibur in-hand. It is unclear if the person or entire football team bursting out of the Camaro is going to have the severed head of Yanni, a double neck guitar, or a six pack of Budweiser in his/their left arm(s). It's still up to debate within the scientific community. I'm guessing it'll be all five.
Then the Camaro explodes into a million screaming, flaming skulls that are wearing medieval court jester hats and shooting snakes that are also screaming and shooting out fire and lighting from their eyes and mouths. The entire time this is happening some hair-metal dude is just fucking ripping it up on the double bass and Dave Mustaine is ripping his guitar so hard that the strings melt and turn into lava that kills 10 million unicorns being ridden by even smaller unicorns.
Fucking Camaros man, I tell ya.
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