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HomerSimpson
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Registered: Oct 2005
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chuck norris finds hes way to "mordor" in less than 60 seconds.

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Nov-28-2005 22:25 United Kingdom

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RJT
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Registered: Oct 2004
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Re: 60 reasons why Chuck Norris is a badass!

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Originally posted by RapidFire
43. Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris wins at life.

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Nov-28-2005 22:29

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Zenchowdah
I'm beyond it.

Registered: Jul 2003
Location: va

every time chuck norris kills god, a kitten masturbates.

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Nov-29-2005 02:49 Pitcairn Island

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LiGHT78
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Montreal, Canada

quote:
Originally posted by Kinde

When Chuck Norris told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.

ROFL AMAZING

Nov-29-2005 03:04 Canada

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Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL

Hahaha, i just emailed this to my entire senior class!!!

The hilarity ensues!!!

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Nov-29-2005 03:53

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spiralhelix
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Registered: May 2004
Location: Hokkaido, Japan

priceless, thx man, i needed the laugh.

Nov-29-2005 04:11 Japan

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kadomony
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly

Chuck Norris is wwu.punisher's big surprise.

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Nov-29-2005 04:32 United States

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eye_03
lolz!!!11

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Vancouver

this is classic

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Nov-29-2005 04:43 Canada

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Allied Nations
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Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL

Oh man, this has taken hold in my high school! muahahah!!

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Nov-29-2005 05:01

Eddie N MIAMI
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Registered: May 2003
Location: el la ciudad de la furia

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
haha yeah. conan o'brien had a real good way of bringing out stupid stuff like that off the show with his walker texas ranger lever.... r.i.p

so true i miss those clips...PULL THE LEVER!

gotta love Chuck Norris appearence in the movie Dodgeball

Nov-29-2005 06:34 United States

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getfoul
LOL Tiesto

Registered: Jan 2004
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they were funnier with vin diesel. Maybe the vin ones came second, but they were funnier.

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Nov-29-2005 08:28 United States