quote:

Originally posted by Skipper Maybe he was just a short, short man. and she don't want no short, short man.

Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short, short man.

Damn you for putting that tune back into my head.

___________________
Latest mix: Yohan - Full Spectrum (Fall 14 promo)
Like my stuff? Join my FB group here!

quote:

Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

quote:

Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

ive woken up people while fast asleep by goin up to them and talking to them, smoked cigarettes asleep, and at one time even made a sandwich for myself asleep...but having sex whle asleep?? cmon..if he was asleep, she was def awake then and she coudlve just walked away (dunno the whole background of the story)

quote:

Originally posted by Skipper Maybe he was just a short, short man. and she don't want no short, short man.

if thats the 20 fingers track ur refering to, i always thought it went "dont want no short dick man" (i think the name of the song too is short dick man) but im just wondering cos ive heard a few people sing the "short,short" version so it coudl be some other song

___________________
www.elkdee.com
Soundcloud sampler: www.soundcloud.com/elkdee

quote:

Originally posted by Floorwhore There is no way someone can achieve a hard on, spread a girls legs, and stick it in (especially if she's ummmmm - dry), then continue to have sex, all while being asleep.

Don't forget the fact that he was able to put on a CONDOM!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

This story pissed me the fuck off

I wish we had a "penis-cut-off" punishment for rapists (regardless of the motive or lack thereof...even if you were fucking forced to rape with a gun to the head).

quote:

Originally posted by Moral Hazard There is one rather famous incident of a man who woke up in his bed covered in blood. He had no clue what had happened until he was informed by police that his mother and father in-law had been stabbed to death that night. This man had a well documented history of sleepwalking. Turns out the man drove across town (I cannot remember where this happened) in the middle of the night, killed his in-laws and returned home all while sleeping.

In 1987, Kenneth Parks drove from his Pickering home to his in-laws' home in Scarborough.

He proved in court that he was asleep right from the time he drove his car, removed a tire iron from the trunk of the vehicle, grabbed a knife as he passed through his in-laws' kitchen and killed his mother-in-law as she slept in her bed.

He was acquitted.

http://www.torontosun.com/News/Toro...330155-sun.html

quote:

Originally posted by fayraree In 1987, Kenneth Parks drove from his Pickering home to his in-laws' home in Scarborough. He proved in court that he was asleep right from the time he drove his car, removed a tire iron from the trunk of the vehicle, grabbed a knife as he passed through his in-laws' kitchen and killed his mother-in-law as she slept in her bed. He was acquitted. http://www.torontosun.com/News/Toro...330155-sun.html

there was also evidence that he had done long excursions while sleepwalking before. he had a great relationship with his in-laws, did not stand to gain anything by their death, and all that knew him, including his wife stood by his side, saying he was a gentle man and did suffer from severe sleepwalking

the defense is called sane automatism - ivoluntary action by someone who is unconscious of what he is doing

quote:

Originally posted by fayraree Don't forget the fact that he was able to put on a CONDOM!!!

I posted my anecdote to show the only reason why I think that might have been possible.

quote:

Originally posted by DigitalMP Actually, we've all awoke with erections before, and when my ex noticed I had one during my sleep (I sleep very deep, and sans clothing), she'd jump right the fuck on. I can't count how many times I woke up to her riding me.

this seriously made me laugh...haha!!

___________________
"Like a song everlasting, time dances on."
"So while you struggle to catch the rhythm with your feet, ask yourself..can u really DANCE2MABEAT"

quote:

Originally posted by DigitalMP I posted my anecdote to show the only reason why I think that might have been possible.

I don't know--you prolly did that unlocking thing so much that you could literally do it in your sleep. Everything was the same with those locks; they never changed.

Opening up a condom wrapper and then putting it on seems to be a different, more complicated thing, with different variables (e.g. tearing it open at different spots on the wrapper can lead to totally different attempts at taking it out of the wrapper, and sometimes the condom could slip in your hands, etc.) It just doesn't seem the same to me. You HAVE to be totally conscious to do that, I think...for e.g. I've heard of problems people have had with condoms when they're totally fucking wasted.

Taking that a step further, I'm getting very disturbed picturing a totally *deeply* sleeping guy calmly and slowly opening up a wrapper, and finding his dick perfectly (all with his eyes closed) and with two hands easily putting the condom on...JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!

Fuck this story really pissed me off tonight.

quote:

Originally posted by spitty there was also evidence that he had done long excursions while sleepwalking before.

"long excursion" is a far stretch from opening your trunk, taking out a tire iron (which is totally random because later he picked up a knife) and killing your mother in-law with it...maybe she didn't scream at the first slash ( ), or maybe he got lucky and went right for the jugular...but I just don't buy it.

Anyone who has such a violent, SICK dream is definitely not gentle (deep in their psyche). I'm not a psychology major, but I just can't wrap my common sense around this.

quote:

Originally posted by fayraree I don't know--you prolly did that unlocking thing so much that you could literally do it in your sleep. Everything was the same with those locks; they never changed. Opening up a condom wrapper and then putting it on seems to be a different, more complicated thing, with different variables (e.g. tearing it open at different spots on the wrapper can lead to totally different attempts at taking it out of the wrapper, and sometimes the condom could slip in your hands, etc.) It just doesn't seem the same to me. You HAVE to be totally conscious to do that, I think...for e.g. I've heard of problems people have had with condoms when they're totally fucking wasted. Taking that a step further, I'm getting very disturbed picturing a totally *deeply* sleeping guy calmly and slowly opening up a wrapper, and finding his dick perfectly (all with his eyes closed) and with two hands easily putting the condom on...JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!! Fuck this story really pissed me off tonight.

Have a beer lad.

___________________
Latest mix: Yohan - Full Spectrum (Fall 14 promo)
Like my stuff? Join my FB group here!

quote:

Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

quote:

Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

quote:

Originally posted by dance2dabeat this seriously made me laugh...haha!!

Ahhhh she loved it! Just like when I'd come home from working at the club, she'd try to wait up for me, but fell asleep on the couch watching TV. Welllllll...off came her nightie, I grab the bottle of juice, and went to work! I've never seen anyone wake up with a bigger smile on their face...

quote:

Originally posted by fayraree I don't know--you prolly did that unlocking thing so much that you could literally do it in your sleep. Everything was the same with those locks; they never changed. Opening up a condom wrapper and then putting it on seems to be a different, more complicated thing, with different variables (e.g. tearing it open at different spots on the wrapper can lead to totally different attempts at taking it out of the wrapper, and sometimes the condom could slip in your hands, etc.) It just doesn't seem the same to me. You HAVE to be totally conscious to do that, I think...for e.g. I've heard of problems people have had with condoms when they're totally fucking wasted. Taking that a step further, I'm getting very disturbed picturing a totally *deeply* sleeping guy calmly and slowly opening up a wrapper, and finding his dick perfectly (all with his eyes closed) and with two hands easily putting the condom on...JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!! Fuck this story really pissed me off tonight.

I'm on your side with the disturbing, but if you saw me do everything I said, would you think there's any possibility I'm sleepwalking? I had to take a key off of a counter than unlocked the second door the I had to unlock, two chains...freakin crazy. 2 minutes later and I would have been in my car driving!