you are unique just like everyone else.

u can pick your friends and u can pick your nose. but you can't pick your friend's nose



oh and lol@ merry christmas now fuck off!

hahaha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

David Brent: "I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel full of tits he'd come out sucking his own thumb"

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Originally posted by RickyM David Brent: "I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel full of tits he'd come out sucking his own thumb"

hahahahaha

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quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

LOL

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?"

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You can pick & choose your friends carefully....but not your family.

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

-Seriously officer... I only speed when I really drunk.

-Smoking cigarettes is stupid. Atleast when you smoke pot it does something...

-I'll be right back. I have to go destroy the toilet.

-I refuse to be labeled as a pirate. Its not like I was going to be their customer anyway...

-No, you cant shove green beans down my pants.

-Jump up your own ass, and die.

-Stop trying to be cool and die, please.

-I make it a policy not to hit retards. For you, I think an exception can be made.

-Chuck Norris: Do you seriously want a roundhouse to the face? If not, blink twice. Yeah, Chuck Norris is the man bitch.

-If you dont plan on gagging today, I'd avoid mirrors.

-The only time you are too drunk is when you cant finish telling someone about it.

-If someone calls you a name or makes fun of you, you should kick them in the shins, stab them in the arm, put them into a cement block, pour gasoline over it, light it on fire and throw it off a cliff. Thatll teach them the valuable lesson of thinking before doing.

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- fuck you

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- Word to your mother.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

last words

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957

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"Dont cry because its over,smile because it happened"


Armin Van Burren @ Amnesia Closing Party

fuckin deadly quote.

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

-A small man

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