NO PEACE! WE ALWAYS WANT WAR THATS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR AND THATS THE WAY IT WILL STAY!

remember this forum should be called hell and your in it.

anyway you guys weren't much of threat, I thought it was more like a stroll in park scraping you lot. HA

**Points out to FAST that Goldy burnt the treaty**

**Points out that 1000s of diddycoy gypos are on their way to trash Montreal and massacre MTLTAs on sight**

HAHAHA

your people need you FAST.

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Oh dear ... looks like trouble at t' mill

* straps on body armour, shoulders flame thrower, hitches up a mule with an enormous sack full of rotting porcupine carcasses, and turns his battle weary legs back towards montreal *

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let's make some fun of you ...

did u know that in scotland there are no beautiful chix ? only 300 pounds loch ness monsters sweating like HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

did u know that whenever a famous dj comes to Scotland the Scotish people ruin the mood ? there are always beer boys drinking that black irish beer (errrrr) and they can't stop hitting on ur girlfriend . when u have the courage to talk to them they want to start a fight with you , but wait not any normal fight , A KNIFE FIGHT WOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELL


God bless Montreal , the city where there are NO BEER BOYS woahahahahahaha

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Originally posted by FASTDJMP3 let's make some fun of you ... did u know that in scotland there are no beautiful chix ? only 300 pounds loch ness monsters sweating like HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA did u know that whenever a famous dj comes to Scotland the Scotish people ruin the mood ? there are always beer boys drinking that black irish beer (errrrr) and they can't stop hitting on ur girlfriend . when u have the courage to talk to them they want to start a fight with you , but wait not any normal fight , A KNIFE FIGHT WOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELL God bless Montreal , the city where there are NO BEER BOYS woahahahahahaha

Boo hoo hoo ... yep yep it's all true ... I can't deny a single word of it

That's why my girlfriend comes from Derbyshire, and I hardly ever go clubbing in this shite town, and cry in my beer whenever I see these lucky English TA bastards going to GC every single weekend

... but I have a masterplan my dear FastDJMP3, and it begins with YOU!

* Builds an enormous catapult and begins randomly firing fat scottish chicks and beer boys across the atlantic *

That ought to be no match for your feeble ice hockey playing, piss weak lager drinking wannabe Canadian hard men

... and as for montreal women ... whooaahh I've been to Canada mate and I can tell you the only good looking beaver I saw was those little furry ones that gnaw on trees

BRING IT ON ... Come on UKTA's, our forum is being attacked under our very noses!!

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Originally posted by Kia Kaha * Builds an enormous catapult and begins randomly firing fat scottish chicks and beer boys across the atlantic * ... and as for montreal women ... whooaahh I've been to Canada mate and I can tell you the only good looking beaver I saw was those little furry ones that gnaw on trees

Nooooooooooooo not the monsters and the beer boys

hahahahaha come on man Montreal is full of beautiful chix

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*lobs a fusty scotch pie at fastdjmp3*

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Originally posted by Kia Kaha ... and as for montreal women ... whooaahh I've been to Canada mate and I can tell you the only good looking beaver I saw was those little furry ones that gnaw on trees

*has a disturbing thought of hairy women trying to gnaw down trees with their fannies*

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR *has a disturbing thought of hairy women trying to gnaw down trees with their fannies*

Sorry, i just need to go and be sick, you have a very...interesting mind

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR *has a disturbing thought of hairy women trying to gnaw down trees with their fannies*

ROFL!!!

HAHAHAHAHA nice 1 Kia Kaha

**Laughs cos FAST is never going to win**

**Laughs as the Gypos turn Montreal into a hotbed of crime with rubbish tips on every street corner**

adds to the Scottish theme

**sends the whole of Parkhead to Montreal and also sends the whole of Ibrox too Montreal conviently placed facing each other in the city centre**

RIOT!

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