|
My avg bill is $150 a month - stupid verizon!, they don't have unlimited text messaging so I have to pay $20/month just for 2500 text messages, which even then is cutting it close! My plan is $75 for 1500 minutes, free nights and weekends. And then all the taxes, protection plan, 411 calls. Basically I'm getting reamed!!!
___________________
Every nite with my star friends, we eat caviar & drink champagne.
Sniffing in the VIP area, we talk about Frank Sinatra.
You know Frank Sinatra? He's dead.
To be famous is so nice, $uck my D!ck, Ki$$ my A$$.
In limousines we have sex, every nite with my famous friends.
|