Leave me out of your bondage fantasies you pillow biting sods

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Originally posted by davemolina Its whipped Dirk, not slapped.

i failed.

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russian, eehhhhh.
sounds interesting.
a bit too early for pics i presume.

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[b]Originally posted by Screen Apparently she finally called it quits with her husband and to all a good night MERRY XMAS BROS I LUV YA

If Dirk wasn't my hero already...you'd be a shoe-in.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

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Originally posted by davemolina If Dirk wasn't my hero already...you'd be a shoe-in.

Still room in there to be a heel, though.

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Originally posted by Screen She's only lived in the us for 2 years. University of Houston Downtown is flooded with immigrants

"you know if we marry, you become a citizen."

learn that in russian, spanish, and whatever other language hot chicks come in.

I know hot chicks definitely come in russian and spanish, so if you learn those two you should be OK.

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Originally posted by Screen Out of the blue today.... I got her text I'm very skeptical about dating a women that's 26. I might regret my decision if I ever hear the “My Biological clock is ticking” gimmick.... thus perhaps I should stick with 18 - 21 yr olds. I dunno..... As I think about it more I’m just not exactly sure. I am not in the good mood as I was in a few hours ago. She lied to me once

watch out for any girl older than 25 thats single. theyre "looking". and they get crafty.

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Originally posted by Rememberence_ Noiceeeee!

i wouldnt mind a bag of coke...




have myself a white christmas

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Originally posted by Dirk W. watch out for any girl older than 25 thats single. theyre "looking". and they get crafty.

Does that apply if you're over 25?

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Originally posted by Zeonfiend Does that apply if you're over 25?

MORESO if you are. when a woman dates a younger guy like in screen's case, it's probably just sex. but, when she dates older people (26 or so) she is looking for someone to feed her. and *shudder* take care of the kids.

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