omg best story ever!
you should write a book.
1 elbow to rule them all

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

I just elbow them with my penis.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit ok so i went to campus bar yesterday.. and i was trying to pick up some girls,, you know get to know them and their personalities yaddyadyada so i accidently turn around and elbow this girl in teh face. I turn around and notice she is really hot. So i am like "ohhhhhh im so sorry, i really didnt mean it." and she was very upset. so i was like "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ok let me buy you a drink" so we went to the bar. And it was a bit of a lineup to get drinks. I am thinking to myself this is whats giong to happen. Shes going to make me buy her a drink.. then shes going to vamous. So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that. So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face.

lol

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Originally posted by igottaknow i believe the moral of the story is: 1. elbowing girl in the face isn't a good way to pick her up. 2. dont try to hit on girls out of your league. 3. girls don't like guys dry humping their leg at the bar. 4. pwned

5. don't ever take dating advice from igottaknow

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Originally posted by Radagast Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed. These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja.

I nearly shit myself

so wait, you didn't get her to buy you a drink right off the bat cause your elbow hurt?

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Originally posted by kadomony so wait, you didn't get her to buy you a drink right off the bat cause your elbow hurt?

that would be a very difficult maneouver.. especially since she was really in pain after the elbow in teh face

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Originally posted by Ygrene I elbowed a girl in the face once and I didn't even realize it. I was at a club/bar and I was dancing like it was my job, having a great time. Elbowned.

lolers

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Originally posted by Floorfiller 5. don't ever take dating advice from igottaknow

well theres no such thing as a girl thats out of your league.. unless its a huge minga and she isnt in your weight class

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Originally posted by sakabatou I LOL'd when I read that, nice one. I went to a bar last night,and this lass bumped into me and knocked my drink,she said sorry and we started talking,and she said I looked like someone(someone off I'm a celebrity get me outta here...I dunno,dennis someone or something) and I said "oh thanks, he hot?" and she as like "no" and I was like, "oh so you calling me ugly? thanks" and she was like "no no no,I didn't mean it like that" being all apologetic and that crap,then I noticed that even through my beergoggles she was a minger,so I turned my back on her and eyed up some chick cross the bar. Not much of a story,but that was my night out.

it was probably partyprincess, she's been eating alot of wendy's latley

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Originally posted by Radagast I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed. These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja.

It was more of a legend, really, taken from a scrap of ancient text I found on a journey to the American Neo-Ninja mecca, Miami. Enclosed within the ancient texts of the Amerian Neo-Ninja are many legends and secret movements known only to the grand masters, and taught to none but the horniest and most perverted of men. If you thought the Dim Mak was difficult to learn, you should try secretly impregnating a girl and aborting the unborn fetus using nothing but a soldering iron, a sewing kit, and the utmost stealth.