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Originally posted by Demoted Damn you people not getting my bad jokes. Ray Nagin is the mayor of New Orleans recently caught saying New Orleans was a black city and "a lot like chocolate milk". *sighs Once again I was foiled.

hahahahh i actually heard that storty too, but his name still didnt ring a bell. sorry i didn't put it together. i didn't watch the news long enough to hear exactly what he said or to catch his name. i just knew that he was in some hot water.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahahh i actually heard that storty too, but his name still didnt ring a bell. sorry i didn't put it together. i didn't watch the news long enough to hear exactly what he said or to catch his name. i just knew that he was in some hot water.

My Hungarian grandmother passed away when I was 12 or 13, while I was away for the summer. So when I came back, my father took my sister and I out for dinner...y'know, to welcome us back, and to tell us about our grandmother passing. Well I didn't know my gm very well because she lived in Hungary and I grew up in Canada. The most time I spent with her was the first 3 or 4 years of my life, which I don't remember.

So at the end of our nice lobster dinner my dad says, "Girls, your grandmother passed away last month."

I say, "Oh well! I didn't know her very well anyways!"


Duuuuuuuurrrrrr. Shoulda seen the look of hurt and disgust on my dad's face. It took a lot to silence this man, and this did.


That wasn't what I meant to say, obviously...but I hadn't developed my sense of tact at this point in my life. Woops.

my mother asked me how she could lose 10 pounds quickly.

i told her she could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat today if she just cut her face off!

DR

You are going to be in serious trouble for your face when the dog wants his ass back.

by me to the girl behind the counter at a grocery store. i made her cry but oh well.

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Originally posted by jennypie My Hungarian grandmother passed away when I was 12 or 13, while I was away for the summer. So when I came back, my father took my sister and I out for dinner...y'know, to welcome us back, and to tell us about our grandmother passing. Well I didn't know my gm very well because she lived in Hungary and I grew up in Canada. The most time I spent with her was the first 3 or 4 years of my life, which I don't remember. So at the end of our nice lobster dinner my dad says, "Girls, your grandmother passed away last month." I say, "Oh well! I didn't know her very well anyways!" Duuuuuuuurrrrrr. Shoulda seen the look of hurt and disgust on my dad's face. It took a lot to silence this man, and this did. That wasn't what I meant to say, obviously...but I hadn't developed my sense of tact at this point in my life. Woops.

For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you

I got into a fight with my French (female) teacher once. She told me to go see the principal immediately. I said: One day I'm gonna rape you. The whole class was shocked I have an annoying temper...

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Originally posted by Demoted For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you

Offensive is in the eye of the beholder.


Words of wisdom from YG.

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Originally posted by DickRenegade my mother asked me how she could lose 10 pounds quickly. i told her she could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat today if she just cut her face off! DR

omg dude... yikes, i'm NEVER having kids!

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Originally posted by Demoted For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you

Well, I don't make it a point to be offensive on purpose, believe it or not. At least not in a way that would hurt someone else's feelings.

I told my dad I hated him like 3 years ago.

& where I am from that is a big no-no...he is still hurt till this day.

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