when i was little, i was annoying.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee when i was little, i was annoying.

when you become an adult you will stil be annoying j/k not rly

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i lol'd

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Originally posted by Ygrene A story from when I was a kid of about 12-13: ... As we approach the door to gather our TP, it flies open and there is our nieghbor in a furious rage. He was srsly pissed. He yells "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" and gives chase. I yelled "Holy shit!" and took off running. I ran straight across the street and my friend ran in the other direction. Later, my friend would tell me that he was about an arms length behind me, reaching for me. Just as I cross the street and am running up the adjacent yard (which happens to be my house, yes I lived right across the street from this guy), I glance back at my pursuer to see him doing a full-on head first face plant in the middle of the road. I swear that when he fell his feet almost touched the back of his head. Ouch. So I keep running and I go hide behind my next-door neighbors rabbit cages for about 15 minutes. Finally I muster up the nerve to come out of my hiding spot and I creep slowly across my backyard, only to see devil-neighbor standing at the corner of my house, looking for me. I could swear his eyes were burning red and steam was coming off his head. So I ended up cutting thru all the backyards again, making my way to my friends house again. From there I called my Mom and asked her to turn on the back porch light and to keep an eye for me, because I was going to be coming fast and likely would have a scary guy chasing me. She wtf'd me. I ended up making it home ok that night but, I was scared to leave the house for like 2 weeks after that, since the guy lived right across the street from me.

in soviet russia i was your neighbor

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The c0r does not have enough space for all the stories of the terrible shit I did as kid. I was misbehaving all the way up till I turned about 17. Interesting coincidence, 17 is the age I lost my virginity. I guess all I needed to calm me down was some sex.

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Originally posted by jennypie The c0r does not have enough space for all the stories of the terrible shit I did as kid. I was misbehaving all the way up till I turned about 17. Interesting coincidence, 17 is the age I lost my virginity. I guess all I needed to calm me down was some sex.

tell us more

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watch out it's gross ....

i remenber i was like 5 or something in pre school and with some others kids ....i used to go to the garbage cans of the school and we were collecting the eaten buble gums that people ate and threw away ....and we were eating them i have no idea why we were doing that but when i think of that ....i can't believe i did it

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Originally posted by jennypie The c0r does not have enough space for all the stories of the terrible shit I did as kid. I was misbehaving all the way up till I turned about 17. Interesting coincidence, 17 is the age I lost my virginity. I guess all I needed to calm me down was some sex.

hahah no shit! +1

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by h0tsweetbabyd0l watch out it's gross .... i remenber i was like 5 or something in pre school and with some others kids ....i used to go to the garbage cans of the school and we were collecting the eaten buble gums that people ate and threw away ....and we were eating them i have no idea why we were doing that but when i think of that ....i can't believe i did it

i just remembered i was puting stones that lay on my gradmas driveway in my mouth, clean them and put them back on the ground

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Originally posted by stren i just remembered i was puting stones that lay on my gradmas driveway in my mouth, clean them and put them back on the ground

it reminds me when i was 7 or 8 me and the boy sitting next to me used to chew in our mouths paper and kleenex ....i guess we were thinking it was a cool thing to do

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Originally posted by h0tsweetbabyd0l it reminds me when i was 7 or 8 me and the boy sitting next to me used to chew in our mouths paper and kleenex ....i guess we were thinking it was a cool thing to do

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