nowadays i just sit in the corner stroking my chin but i used to over a year ago

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Originally posted by tathi nowadays i just sit in the corner stroking my willy but i used to over a year ago

Pervert!

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Originally posted by charlee Pervert!

pfft, stop acting so suprised:

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Originally posted by tathi i thought i left you incapacitated in some toilet cubicle...?

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Originally posted by charlee I was pretending

PKC your classes are so outdated, this is the updated version:

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER
BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

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Originally posted by kelsta HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play

rofl

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LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

excuse me i think it is chicks that go insane when they cannot find things and begin to scream. then they involve everyone else around them in the hunt for the lost item and begin to panick when the item has not been found in the first couple of minutes. they lose all sense of memory and rational thought on where they last had the item, go berserk if you ask them to retrace their steps in order to find it and are completely surprised when it turns up in a logical spot.

men may be disorganised, messy and so forth but atleast we remember where we put our crap in the piles of crap we have lying around. women on the other are neat and tidy yet still lose things and cannot remember where they put something.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
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WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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Originally posted by tathi hey that's not true!

have to agree there, nothing better than a boogie

so noone noticed jolz wants the big dick floor....its downstairs with the gurney set up for a hospital scene

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Originally posted by OLi_A so noone noticed jolz wants the big dick floor....its downstairs with the gurney set up for a hospital scene

whose bringing the straight jacket

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Originally posted by -=M=- zomg philbyftwkthx grats on your blue

what?

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