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Originally posted by flystyler I suppose you could always do it like the dog in the thread in the uk forum, stick your legs up in the air and drag your arse along the flor with your arms lol

DAWMMMMMMMMMMM...hey fly.. can u post the picture here.. plisssssssss


hehehheheheh

but anyways if i had that problem...which i doubt i would ever have cause i dont go shitting in other ppls bathrooms.. hehehe

and i always check to see if there s toilet paper.. and if not... i ll ask the person that lives in the house for some.. and since i am girl and that makes me have the privilege of getting away with that whole wipping story... they wont ever know if i went #1 or #2 (in proper words... SHITTING OR PEEING)

NOW HOW DO U LIKE THAT???
heheheheh
xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl and i always check to see if there s toilet paper.. and if not... i ll ask the person that lives in the house for some.. and since i am girl and that makes me have the privilege of getting away with that whole wipping story... they wont ever know if i went #1 or #2 (in proper words... SHITTING OR PEEING)

cute..

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Use my hand and then wipe it on the wall, that'll learn not to leave any toilet paper in the can.

Seriously, I Always look to see if there is any before I sit down.
If ya forget, just take off ur sock and use that mofo.

this is an interesting thread...of great benefit to mankind...also to womankind...

in sum countries where i've been if u used toilet paper u'd fuck up the drainage...so u have to use water...LOL...rite by the toilet seat they have this lil pipe thing, meant especially to clean up after shitting...it's all very well designed and stuff...heheheh...

the british army way is a good thing to keep in mind in case of emergencies...thanks neo!!

thank god i've never had such an emergency tho

peace

use gillette mach 3 (or any other razors) not only does remove hair but it makes sure you never miss out on anything.

If you have no razors then...if the previous person forgot to flush pick up the used toilet paper from inside the toilet. And use it (so what if its wet)


if your shirt is long enough use the back of your shirt...unless your the one washing.

if i ever run into a problem like that..i would wipe my ass with my underware and (put it back on)LOL J/K...well i would throw it away..underware dont cost that much this days..

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Ahh the joys of being male

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I usually don't have probs with toilet paper cuz in most cases I got some handkerchiefs with me (VERY useful in some cases )...

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dwammmmmmm... this thread keeps getting better and better.. heheheh


k guys./. but i got an idea...

how about this??

if u ever go through this situation.... all u have to do is simply wipe it off with ur underwear... and throw the underwear out...
i am sure mr weeney would love to hang lose and free.... hehehehe

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Coup what a quality thread! well done This bitch of a situation has happened to me with alarming regularity but i always read on the shitter (usually a magasine) so if in dire straits (lmao ) then i just use the paper from that. A little glossy so u have to be careful of the shit up ur back effort.

As for school shit station paper yeah that stuff is like sandpaper might as well wipe ur arse wiv a brick! But the last time i had a shit in school was when i was 8! im 18 now and still havent been since

Peace

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lol if that would happen to me i would wipe it with t-shirt or something.

I remember in Greece right the drainage on the Island we were on was fucked it couldn't handle bog roll the bog roll anyway just fell to pieces in your hands, anyway you couldn't flush the toliet paper down so you had to place it in a bin next to the toliet, but the room lady didn't empty ours so we just flushed the stuff down, only problem was the tolier stank of sick, and also someone went for a shit in the room next ours and a fucking turd floated up our bog nightmare plumbing their, toliet roll was the weakest I've ever ecountered lol.

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