Wait, this didnt happen in Florida?

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works. "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

That's good to know I guess; Just in case I ever cut it off by mistake.

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a few hours? lol .... If my penis got cut off I'd be there in a few minutes

who's going to cut off their penis and then think "hmm... it's good for a few hours... maybe ill make a sandich first"

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Originally posted by Sunsnail a few hours? lol .... If my penis got cut off I'd be there in a few minutes who's going to cut off their penis and then think "hmm... it's good for a few hours... maybe ill make a sandich first"

but just think that you could cut your penis off & put it in the esky & then crack open a beer & sit back for a while. No rush. You could even stop at Macdonalds for a burger on the way to the hospital, just ask them at the drive thru for a cup of ice to keep your willy cool.

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BAHAHAHAHAHA



i can't say as ive ever thrown my cock at anyone

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Wait, this didnt happen in Florida?

No. It didn't happen in Cali, did it?

hmmm. it wasn't in florida of all places - chicago. damn.

still, wtf - that's messed up

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Originally posted by tubularbills hmmm. it wasn't in florida of all places - chicago. damn. still, wtf - that's messed up

You know we've got our share of crack(or cock)tacular people in the midwest too!!