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| quote: | Originally posted by Tygon
Well sounds like a winner...
I'll save you all $20... Here's the movie...
-character introduction
-please fasten seatbelts
-some storm shakes snake cages open or maybe some twisted bad guy releases the snakes for fun
-snakes get out
-people freak out
-people die
-Samuel gets pissed at snakes
-people die
-Samuel uses some cheesy well-timed lines
-people die
-Samuel kills the muthafuckin snakes with some help from a couple equally angry passengers
-one bad ass snake remains
-bad ass snake kills off secondary characters... except maybe the lead female
-Samuel says something REALLY bad ass line to the snake.
-Snake hisses
-Samuel kills off bad ass snake is some hard-to-believe mannor
-Samuel says another awesome cheesy line.
-Samuel lands plane cuz the pilot is probably dead
-Samuel and female lead fall in love and never want to see snakes again
The end! WOO!
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Oh great...thanks for ruining it Tim, I was really looking forward to this.
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