[COLOR=silver][SIZE=1]My girl friend sits on my face ! thats enough for me :]

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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

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Originally posted by Miss Proximus haha!!! GOTCHA!! by stating that comment you just proved what a lousy sexlife you have LOL!! MEN DO ALL THE WORK!! YEAAAAAA RIGHT!! guess you attract the wrong kind of women then

*giggles*

im keeping quiet.

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MUGGETS

when all else fails...bust out w/ the COOL WHIP! role playing is fun too oops did i say that? not the cheesy kind..."OH TEACHER I'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL!" hahahahaha hmmm what else? u guys into sexy lingerie? take a trip to Victoria's Secret oh yea, my bf got me
this awesome book on how to give massages and it came w/ a bottle of oil. nothing sets the mood like a full body massage and being nakey you've probably tried all this already, but juts in case you haven't. oh yea, or u could save up some $$ and get away to a nice hotel for the weekend change of scenery??? ok im done

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone