When I was 8 years old and in holiday in Portugal, me and my cousin of the same age caught a scorpion in a tupperware, I didn't know what it was, I just saw it moving and stuck it in there, it was a little one. I obviously had no idea that it could have stung and killed either of us. I would have been totally fucked if it did get me cos we were staying in a villa in the middle of nowhere, no hospitals for miles etc.
That's the only time i've ever seen one. My parents totally went mental when I brought the tupperware over to let them see it.
My dad took off his flip-flop and beat the shit out of the little thing.
My dad has this pair of flip-flops that must have in all honesty killed about 500 wasps, honestly. We eat out in the garden whenever its not raining, and he can fire those floppy bad-boys off his foot at about 90 miles an hour, slam a wasps face right across the garden and put it back on his foot in the space of about 3 seconds.
Originally posted by stren
oh i know its the worst when you have MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A PLANE!
My wife doesn't believe me that this is going to be a real movie. She gets mad at me when I say "WE GOT MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES!" in my best Dave-Chappelle-impersonating-Samuel-L.-Jackson voice. Being married is great!
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