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Originally posted by Slylee yes i do. it's not huge and ghetto, but not flat either, and that's what's important.

ever notice how as soon as you start posting in a thread it become all about you. is this a coincidence?

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Originally posted by igottaknow ever notice how as soon as you start posting in a thread it become all about you. is this a coincidence?

hey u guys started it u encourage it so hush!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

pussy is wetter than anus, so i recommend it.

but make sure you tell her that you're gay/bi first, because many women won't react positively to finding out after the fact.

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Originally posted by DigitalMP pussy is wetter than anus, so i recommend it.

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Jake - don't you have any fag hag girlfriends who would sleep with you as a favor? i mean it's better to fuck your friends rather than some random stupid slut you meet at a bar, right??

anyway i used to be friends with a guy who would pick up chicks at bars by telling them he's always been gay but that he's curious about sleeping with a woman... i've seen his method work a few times, and although he never talked to the girl afterwards (too much work to keep a lie like that going), he certainly succeeded in tricking a few girls into his bed with that story.

i think most of those girls were pretty dumb though.

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Originally posted by lücid i think most of those girls were pretty dumb though.

oh man...

very surprised that worked but yea they'd have to be pretty stupid.

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Originally posted by Basstard oh man... very surprised that worked but yea they'd have to be pretty stupid.

are you really? today's metro male could easily pass for gay, since most straight guys wouldn't want to let anyone think that.

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Originally posted by Basstard oh man... very surprised that worked but yea they'd have to be pretty stupid.

dude i was always amazed when we'd be out at the bars and he'd be smooth-talking some wasted chick who was just falling all over him! he's not even good-looking... but he'd just go up and start talking to any hot chick he wanted to. i guess it just goes to show that sometimes all it takes is knowing exactly what to say to girls.

funny thing is... his younger brother is actually gay.

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you're gay, yet you want to shag women hmm...maybe you're a lesbo ?

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Slylee's back?

Or is this a thread from years ago,and I have gone back in time?

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Originally posted by lücid i used to be friends with a guy who would pick up chicks at bars by telling them he's always been gay but that he's curious about sleeping with a woman...

was your friends name Jason?

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Jake, I don't think you're a bad guy or anything, but I'm tired of threads having to do with your sexual confusion.

I genuinely don't care where your penis goes or who touches it.

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