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While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

I like the clowns part. But it obviously aint true since im immtortal.

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oh boy this is encouraging :/

You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.


I don't even drink alcohol much at all ... and I have failing kidneys so it's not too far off.


Thanks now I'll go and kill myself now in light of such wonderful news!

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building.


to be depressed with life in general, i'd have to fail every task i set out for myself - committing suicide under those circumstances is quite likely.

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"While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die."


weird... im eating dinner home alone right now.......

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While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

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it's a good way to go, Jimmy

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You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

Great, now I'm gonna get nightmares, tormenting me for at least a month! Oh do you people understand what mental pain I must feel when it says "To be continued" inside my dream?

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"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

Hey, that sounds like me

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Bartek: While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

Badass!

stren: A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

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stren: A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

Damn...

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"A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep. "

That's a good way to die, metalgearsolid (btw my bro is playing mgs 2 right now :P).
It's said that if someone dies when sleeping (as in dying naturally) you have a nightmare about it, but if this carbon monoxide leak kills you then it's really really painless, ain't it?

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