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| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i love going to the grocery store.
Hot little Milfs all dressed up sometimes like its the only day they leave the house.I mean who needs to go buy carrots wearing a tight leather skirt.Then they come over to you and act like they think you work there.Then you go,"Yes we have bananas maam, may i go to your car and show them to you?"When you squeeze a melon make sure you do it twice....just because you can. |
hahahahaha yes guy!
the only things i hate are:
- getting there too late to buy fish.
- when people forget the rules of traffic and assume that because they're walking side by side that i'm not going to walk over them. look bitch, you only drive on one side of the road, and i know it's a little different, but i need somewhere to walk. i'm a lot fucking bigger than you, and if it deosn't look like i'm moving out of your way, plant the clue seeds and watch them grow into reality.
wow...that was pretty good. not bed for on-the-fly.
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