Originally posted by josh4
i really hope this co-worker isnt hot. she might have been thinking of ways to repay you on the way home. heck, she might have asked you to house sit because she wants to get in your pants.
now whenever she sees you shes going to think of her toliet
DUDE ! YOU SHOULD DIRECT PORN
ill play the male lead and i want big boobs to fuck
Apr-17-2006 01:36
igottaknow
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
i wonder if she's ever seen dumb and dumber
the scene where he's got the shits and runs in to use the toilet
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Apr-17-2006 01:37
Nrg2Nfinit
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
quote:
Originally posted by josh4
well okay, but everybody knows to get into the porn industry you have to start out with gay porn
shit..
what about shemales
Apr-17-2006 01:41
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
shit...what about shemales
and thats how you deal with the girl after you fixed the toilet if she gives you lip
Apr-17-2006 01:48
ivanbee
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Registered: Aug 2005
Location: -
her dad was acting really wierd when he walked in on me....like he totally knew what i was doing just didnt wanna say anything. either way, im fucked. the house is a fucking mess. dont trust me with your homes people
Apr-17-2006 01:49
igottaknow
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by ivanbee
her dad was acting really wierd when he walked in on me....like he totally knew what i was doing just didnt wanna say anything.
he was waiting for you to offer him a hit. shit u fuckin fucked up
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Apr-17-2006 01:51
Masonious
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle
the and only time i ever housesat i had to take care of a dog as well. I was watching a movie in their home and heard this really annoying sound similar to a dog chewing on a bone. I turned up the volumne and finished the movie.
when i finished the movie, i went back and found the dog had chewed several holes in their new carpeting in various places. Some of them were more than a foot wide.
thought process was:
1) Fuck!
2) lol, stupid dog
3) fuck!
4) whatever i'm not paying for that shit
i'll never do something like that again. and the only time i ever babysat i gave the kid a piggy back ride up the steps and he let go at the top and rolled down 5 minutes before his parents got home. they walked in to me trying to do a shitty magic trick to stop if ridiculous out of control crying.
ugh
Apr-17-2006 17:00
Ygrene
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
the and only time i ever housesat i had to take care of a dog as well. I was watching a movie in their home and heard this really annoying sound similar to a dog chewing on a bone. I turned up the volumne and finished the movie.
when i finished the movie, i went back and found the dog had chewed several holes in their new carpeting in various places. Some of them were more than a foot wide.
thought process was:
1) Fuck!
2) lol, stupid dog
3) fuck!
4) whatever i'm not paying for that shit
Hahahaha, you're responses are awesome, my thoughts exactly!
quote:
i'll never do something like that again. and the only time i ever babysat i gave the kid a piggy back ride up the steps and he let go at the top and rolled down 5 minutes before his parents got home. they walked in to me trying to do a shitty magic trick to stop if ridiculous out of control crying.
ugh
Those bastard kids aren't very responsive to shitty magic tricks. The best thing to do here is just to make the kid disappear.
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Apr-17-2006 17:05
Masonious
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Hahahaha, you're responses are awesome, my thoughts exactly!
Those bastard kids aren't very responsive to shitty magic tricks. The best thing to do here is just to make the kid disappear.
I considered that but I couldn't make it happen:
Mason: Hey, Asa, Asa, stooop crying buddy, Mason needs you to tell him something. Where do mommy and daddy keep their shovels or pickaxes? As..Asa, Asa. Okay, pick a card......is it 4 of diamonds? fuck!
Asa: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Apr-17-2006 17:10
DigitalMP
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location:
I would leave leave her $100 and be upfront and honest about what happened, so she could deal with the issues accordingly. If you're in this deep (which isn't much at all since the problems can be fixed) honesty is all that will save you.
Also, make sure you tell her you were toking in her kitchen before her dad does. Tell him you were outside but you were cooking something and ran in to check on it when her dad came in.
The honesty will overshadow the irresponsibility, becuase the last thing she'll want is surprises, in which case you'll have no credibility in her mind.
However, you're probably at work, and she's walking in the house now. Game over.
