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i <3 bongo - ask him funny questions, he'll give funny responses
EXAMPLE??? I hear you say???
"You poor thing, there are people in worse situations though, 50 canadians a week get their appendix removed when they dont need to. Go to bed"
"A woman once had to get her stomach pumped after consuming 2 ltrs of semen she stole from a fertility clinic. Said she wanted to prove it would cure her cancer"
"Work on a routine. You will need much, much more than just "NOOB"  Try looking at current issues and taking a very leftfield/outside the box. Good luck!"
"Sorry, Bongo only replies directly to ur question. Bongo can only do what you want if, for example, ur friend asks Bongo "Who am i". Then Bongo will reply with 'NOOB'"
"It means cabbage in english. Bongo hates cabbage, "il prend comme salit de l'eau" (it takes like dirty water)"
"Bongo lives in a jungle far far away from room 26, but he will be boogying on down with all the other monkeys in your honour"
<3 munted messages to bongo
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