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Some guy I know says:
happy birthday gorgeous... would you allow me the immense pleasure of taking you out on a date for your birthday?!
Same guy says:
because, honestly.. as much as I think you are FANTASTIC, I would love to take you out on a great date...
Same guy says:
and yes.. I will FULLY admit, that I wnat to do the dirtiest of things to you, you are a goddess in my eyes.... but in addition, I think you are also fantastic in every other way, and I'd love to show you as good a time as I know how
Bahahaha! 
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