i want to respond to some of these freaks for fun. who wants to do it with me?

haha

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I laughed so hard cause there are all these fat chicks that want hot thin guys. We e-mail them back and tell them to go to the gym and not eat so much.

BBW= Big Beautiful Woman

these are fuckin'' hilarious... keep em comin' kids.

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HEY I AM A BBW AND WE ARE REAL WOMEN TOO AND NEED LOVE JUST LIKE THE THIN WOMEN ALTHO I HAD GASTRIC BYPASS IN DECEMBER I AM STILL LARGE BUT LOSING FAST NOW IF THERE IS A NICE GUY ON THIS SITE THAT CAN DEAL WITH THAT DROP A LINE I ALSO HAVE AN AD UNDER SHRINKING LADY SEEKS MATE

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change my wet diaper, feed me a bottle, maybe a bubble bath. age size no issue. I will do anything you want in exchange. mommy or daddy doesnt matter. wouldnt you like to have a little boy to tell what to do.

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Must have no gag reflex, be able to grab ankles and want to come over to my office building on command to service me. I am good looking, articulate, intelligent, well hung, modest, well... not so modest - I am the best you will ever have. You be female.

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SPORTS GEAR & MASCULINE GEAR - m4m - 47 need a Bud who likes to gear up and touch inappropriately.....i.e. baseball, football, hockey, swimming, wrestling, EMT/fire/cop, delivery men, military, referee, coach..........real photos for trade.....these are ideas serious men only 18 to 55 in respectable shape.

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Just traveling through and don’t want to be bored by myself I do not answer emails, unless you put your phone # in the email! Too much dishonesty! Hi, I’m Seth. I am straight and prefer to hang out with women, but guys are cool too. I travel with my job 9 months of the year, so I don’t have regular friends to hang out with. If you like meeting new people or if you’re just bored, maybe we can find a way to entertain each other. My secondary job is a Massage Therapist, which I LOVE. We can do whatever you'd like to do, I have many interests. It can be anything from mild to wild, intellectual to sporty. Going out dancing is one of my favorite things to do, esp. raves. I will only have safe sex (I always double condom). I consider oral sex to be safe and enjoy both giving and receiving. But just hanging out would be great too. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I'm very open and easy to talk to. Feel free to give me a call on my cell phone at 312*752*8722. Thanks! Seth

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Love to suck off married or straight guys who just need to get off. - m4m - 30 I would love to wrap my lips around your cock and get you off. Lick your balls. Rim your ass. Let me be your little slut.

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An internet hookup gave me an STD, it's not worth it I got a BJ, and now I'm taking antibiotics. I hope I only contracted Chlamydia. The people at the clinic explained to me that most of all contracted STD's are coming from hooking up on the internet. Yes you can get chlamydia, gonnarea, syphilis, hepatitus A,B or C and more from a BJ. It happened to me. So much for CL or any other internet site for hookups. I am speaking from experience and I hope this will help prevent anyone else having to go through what I am going through. If you're married, good luck, your wife may contract anything you bring home. You won't know you have it for 2-3 weeks. And if you're hooking up here, you will be bringing home a gift that just may ruin your whole life. It isn't worth it anymore.....

hmmm but i thought everyone on craiglist was "drug/disease free"... lol!

ok, i can't handle any more cock pics... i need to quit for now

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Originally posted by lücid ok, i can't handle any more cock pics... i need to quit for now

Cock pics are the achylles heal of CraigsList.

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Originally posted by lücid Just traveling through and don’t want to be bored by myself I do not answer emails, unless you put your phone # in the email! Too much dishonesty! Hi, I’m Seth. I am straight and prefer to hang out with women, but guys are cool too. I travel with my job 9 months of the year, so I don’t have regular friends to hang out with. If you like meeting new people or if you’re just bored, maybe we can find a way to entertain each other. My secondary job is a Massage Therapist, which I LOVE. We can do whatever you'd like to do, I have many interests. It can be anything from mild to wild, intellectual to sporty. Going out dancing is one of my favorite things to do, esp. raves. I will only have safe sex (I always double condom). I consider oral sex to be safe and enjoy both giving and receiving. But just hanging out would be great too. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I'm very open and easy to talk to. Feel free to give me a call on my cell phone at 312*752*8722. Thanks! Seth

bears a resemblance to that crocodile guy, steve irwin

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Originally posted by Slylee i want to respond to some of these freaks for fun. who wants to do it with me? haha

i wanna respond for real

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Originally posted by Slylee oh.... well aparently so. i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex" fuckin married assholes screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are fucking the hot pool boy and give them the clap!

my former boss would be all over this craiglist thing. he's a horny bastard with a wife and 2 kids. oh and he also has adultfriendfinder account, which is disturbing. after i found out about it, i quit and decided not to get close to 200 feet to him. i dont want to breathe same air as him, he might have breathAIDS.

CL is like crack... i can't stop reading...

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gangbang a fat girl - mw4mm - 25 looking for a few muscular, hung guys to gangbang a fat white girl after 7PM this week, probably tuesday send pic if interested

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Young 18 year old male looking for consensual, no-string attached sex - 18 I'm 18 and ready to experience the world. I am looking for an older woman, 20-30's but I won't discriminate and can go much older. No strings-attached simply to be used as a learning experience. I have had minimal contact with sex and want to gain more experience from a grizzled vet before I go off to college. I am hispanic, about 6'2..an overall pretty big guy. Pics would be a big help.

grizzled vet?! that does not sound sexy...

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BBW dance May 6th, 2006 - w4m Lindas Big Connection is holding it's first annual BBW dance at the Best Western Hotel (Airport location) next week Saturday May 6th, 2006 from 8pm-1am. The cost is 10 dollars to get in. You will meet Big Beautiful Women and men and their admirers. Age of attendees is from 21-70. Don't worry if you are shy, I will introduce you to the group. Just ask for Tracy. Put on your dance shoes and come on!!!!!

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hahahaha


what the hell is that guy doing? crawling towards the camera in a provocative way?





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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahaha what the hell is that guy doing? crawling towards the camera in a provocative way? "Put it in my POOPAH baby!"

Huh... must be why he's on all fours.

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