I felt like havin a hot cup of coffee and a piece of pound cake ya know. Over there in New Jersey i wound up at one of them Starbucks ya know.I knew the joint wasnt right as soon as i walked in ya know.I seen people sittin on couches lounge chairs and wahtever they were fuckin drinkin looked like ice cream sodas ya know.With fuckin mounds of fuckin whip cream and fuckin all kinds of shit on top. Ya know finally i get up to the girl she says ya want an el grande? chocolate latto? carmello latto? I says listen honey, i dont know what kinda fuckin place this is all i want is a large fuckin coffe and a fresh piece a fuckin pound cake ya know.

she says thats seven dollars, plus she had the fuckin BALLS to have a fuckin tip cup over there like she expects me to give her a fuckin tip.I said seven dollars for a fuckin coffee and a fuckin pound cake? fuckin stick it! I went right around the corner to the fuckin pancake house.
I take an oath to my mother, i got the breakfast special. two eggs over, home fries, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, all the coffee you can drink, they threw in a shot of fuckin oj and for an extra buck and a half they gave me a fuckin cheese danish!!!! I walked outta there fuckin stuffed! cost me 8 and a quarter for the whole ball of wax!! I couldnt eat for the rest of the fuckin day!

what the fucks a workin man sposed to do? you go to one of them fuckin starbucks. the poor workin guy; what da they think they're serving over there? fuckin liquid gold?! fuckin cup a coffee and a piece a fuckin pound cake 7 dollars. Stick it up your fuckin ass starbucks! what about the fuckin workin man?!

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Originally posted by kadomony I felt like havin a hot cup of coffee and a piece of pound cake ya know. Over there in New Jersey i wound up at one of them Starbucks ya know.I knew the joint wasnt right as soon as i walked in ya know.I seen people sittin on couches lounge chairs and wahtever they were fuckin drinkin looked like ice cream sodas ya know.With fuckin mounds of fuckin whip cream and fuckin all kinds of shit on top. Ya know finally i get up to the girl she says ya want an el grande? chocolate latto? carmello latto? I says listen honey, i dont know what kinda fuckin place this is all i want is a large fuckin coffe and a fresh piece a fuckin pound cake ya know. she says thats seven dollars, plus she had the fuckin BALLS to have a fuckin tip cup over there like she expects me to give her a fuckin tip.I said seven dollars for a fuckin coffee and a fuckin pound cake? fuckin stick it! I went right around the corner to the fuckin pancake house. I take an oath to my mother, i got the breakfast special. two eggs over, home fries, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, all the coffee you can drink, they threw in a shot of fuckin oj and for an extra buck and a half they gave me a fuckin cheese danish!!!! I walked outta there fuckin stuffed! cost me 8 and a quarter for the whole ball of wax!! I couldnt eat for the rest of the fuckin day! what the fucks a workin man sposed to do? you go to one of them fuckin starbucks. the poor workin guy; what da they think they're serving over there? fuckin liquid gold?! fuckin cup a coffee and a piece a fuckin pound cake 7 dollars. Stick it up your fuckin ass starbucks! what about the fuckin workin man?!

This gave me a craving for blueberry pancakes!
So now I must go and search for some blueberries and make my own pancakes!

i just love caramel n vanilla frappacinos, cant live without em (:

yay for starbucks

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Originally posted by kadomony I felt like havin a hot cup of coffee and a piece of pound cake ya know. Over there in New Jersey i wound up at one of them Starbucks ya know.I knew the joint wasnt right as soon as i walked in ya know.I seen people sittin on couches lounge chairs and wahtever they were fuckin drinkin looked like ice cream sodas ya know.With fuckin mounds of fuckin whip cream and fuckin all kinds of shit on top. Ya know finally i get up to the girl she says ya want an el grande? chocolate latto? carmello latto? I says listen honey, i dont know what kinda fuckin place this is all i want is a large fuckin coffe and a fresh piece a fuckin pound cake ya know. she says thats seven dollars, plus she had the fuckin BALLS to have a fuckin tip cup over there like she expects me to give her a fuckin tip.I said seven dollars for a fuckin coffee and a fuckin pound cake? fuckin stick it! I went right around the corner to the fuckin pancake house. I take an oath to my mother, i got the breakfast special. two eggs over, home fries, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, all the coffee you can drink, they threw in a shot of fuckin oj and for an extra buck and a half they gave me a fuckin cheese danish!!!! I walked outta there fuckin stuffed! cost me 8 and a quarter for the whole ball of wax!! I couldnt eat for the rest of the fuckin day! what the fucks a workin man sposed to do? you go to one of them fuckin starbucks. the poor workin guy; what da they think they're serving over there? fuckin liquid gold?! fuckin cup a coffee and a piece a fuckin pound cake 7 dollars. Stick it up your fuckin ass starbucks! what about the fuckin workin man?!

love the accent

oh man i HATE coffee......and starbucks.

i hate it all.


ive had starbucks stock since 1998.....has risen quite nicely, from 2K to 8K..........

but still! I hate coffee!!!

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Originally posted by seriot besides this coffee being overpriced and not half as good as dunkin donuts but does anyone else get stomach cramps from it? me and my buddy get them was wondering if anyone else did.

i ended up in the ER last week after i drank a latte from there.

during the day i had these really bad stomach cramps, and i kept having to go diahrreah, then eventually i threw up everything in my stomach, my GF was taking me home, then my entire body cramped up and went numb, she had to call an ambulance--i was in the ER for 5 hours while they pumped me full of 5 bags of sodium.

i'm never going there again

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Originally posted by kadomony I felt like havin a hot cup of coffee and a piece of pound cake ya know. Over there in New Jersey i wound up at one of them Starbucks ya know.I knew the joint wasnt right as soon as i walked in ya know.I seen people sittin on couches lounge chairs and wahtever they were fuckin drinkin looked like ice cream sodas ya know.With fuckin mounds of fuckin whip cream and fuckin all kinds of shit on top. Ya know finally i get up to the girl she says ya want an el grande? chocolate latto? carmello latto? I says listen honey, i dont know what kinda fuckin place this is all i want is a large fuckin coffe and a fresh piece a fuckin pound cake ya know. she says thats seven dollars, plus she had the fuckin BALLS to have a fuckin tip cup over there like she expects me to give her a fuckin tip.I said seven dollars for a fuckin coffee and a fuckin pound cake? fuckin stick it! I went right around the corner to the fuckin pancake house. I take an oath to my mother, i got the breakfast special. two eggs over, home fries, bacon, sausage, two pancakes, all the coffee you can drink, they threw in a shot of fuckin oj and for an extra buck and a half they gave me a fuckin cheese danish!!!! I walked outta there fuckin stuffed! cost me 8 and a quarter for the whole ball of wax!! I couldnt eat for the rest of the fuckin day! what the fucks a workin man sposed to do? you go to one of them fuckin starbucks. the poor workin guy; what da they think they're serving over there? fuckin liquid gold?! fuckin cup a coffee and a piece a fuckin pound cake 7 dollars. Stick it up your fuckin ass starbucks! what about the fuckin workin man?!

FUCKING ROFL.

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Originally posted by mezzir working there turned me into a coffee snob....i wanna go back to seattle

This doesn't make sense to me at ALL.



ROFL @ kadomony

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Seattle is the snobbiest coffee city ever. I live here and we owned a coffee business haha. People get REALLY worked up when you dont know coffee stuff

i'm not really a coffee drinker, but this one time i went into a starbucks with my girlfriend at the time...and she got something like caramel machiato or something hehe...and so i didn't really know what to order...so i just say i'll take a double espresso thinking i'd be cool and all...

well when i found out what a double espresso was...i got pwned hahha

yea it's kinda overpriced. when i feel like splurging, i treat myself to an iced latte. that's the only thing i ever order from there.


i like just regular coffee. not really into flavored stuff. lots of cream and lots of sugar in mine.

barnie's is pretty good. that's what i drink every morning cuz the little store in my office building sells a small cup of it for .80 cents.

oh yea and DD coffee is pretty damn good...whoever said it sucks is crazy.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone