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Originally posted by fayraree LOL I don't know why I love this type of humour so much, but I can never seem to pull of saying things like that (feel too guilty )

i was going to say "throw battery acid in her face" but i had to draw the line somewhere.

yes even i have my limits.

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Originally posted by Lira myopia is my friend

lol, thats great

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Originally posted by SidMl I hear marrying her solves the problem.

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What do you put into your live sets that has made you a dancefloor favorite for the past decade?

"I’m a dance floor favorite? Great! I would say the passion that I feel for the music I buy and the honesty with how I play it. I play the records I love not the ones that simply work. I’ve never taken the easy music option (which would make me a lot more money by the way) but chosen to push people a little. I try to draw people in a new direction slightly and expand their taste a little more than other DJ’s." - Lee Burridge

today at our chorus concert this girl sang "jesus take the wheel" for a solo and if you dont know, that songs about a woman and her baby on an icy winter night who almost crash and she lets go of the wheel and somehow makes it... then prays to god and asks forgiveness...


anyhow im into SHOCK humour so at this really christian kid's sake i made the comment "i wonder how many people who left go of the wheel and prayed to god crashed into a fucking tree and died".

the kid just looked appalled and said "no! no. that wouldnt happen. it couldnt.... it couldnt happen..." then rambled to himself...


my mates and i had a good laugh at that one.

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Originally posted by SidMl I hear marrying her solves the problem.

too true

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why??? just as long as she's flaunting it for you and no one else...what's the problem? and if you're equally matched (inside), then looks shouldn't matter.

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Originally posted by wizniz today at our chorus concert this girl sang "jesus take the wheel" for a solo and if you dont know, that songs about a woman and her baby on an icy winter night who almost crash and she lets go of the wheel and somehow makes it... then prays to god and asks forgiveness... anyhow im into SHOCK humour so at this really christian kid's sake i made the comment "i wonder how many people who left go of the wheel and prayed to god crashed into a fucking tree and died". the kid just looked appalled and said "no! no. that wouldnt happen. it couldnt.... it couldnt happen..." then rambled to himself... my mates and i had a good laugh at that one.

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Originally posted by wizniz today at our chorus concert this girl sang "jesus take the wheel" for a solo and if you dont know, that songs about a woman and her baby on an icy winter night who almost crash and she lets go of the wheel and somehow makes it... then prays to god and asks forgiveness... anyhow im into SHOCK humour so at this really christian kid's sake i made the comment "i wonder how many people who left go of the wheel and prayed to god crashed into a fucking tree and died". the kid just looked appalled and said "no! no. that wouldnt happen. it couldnt.... it couldnt happen..." then rambled to himself... my mates and i had a good laugh at that one.

lmao

i wish jesus could steer for me then i could drink and drive without a care the world

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get drunk and get in with an ugly munter and then have sex with ur bird and make an assessment

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

wait a second...i have no idea how this happened, but the whole time i thought this thread was created by lira


wow, i must have been really tired yesterday. hahah


oh well....my advice still stays the same.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

give her buttsex and she'll love you forever!

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JUST ME N YOU

life is too short bro.

you two just need to step back for a second and realize how lucky you are to have found someone of whom you are both so appreciative, and care for so much. for some people, that will never happen.