I once sold oregano to a cop
Did the charges stick?? Yes

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One of the few ones left

i watch porno...anyonelse?

I got caught for shoplifting a few years ago and went to court (Bleh...I gave up on it after that as the odds weren't good)

I once got REAL drunk and kissed a girl (turned out to be a trany...yech)

When i was with my last girlfriend I wanted to bonk her sister

I've had Cybersex

I've had phonesex

I've had threesomes

Did i miss anything?

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i stole some hackeysacks in when i was like 14.


hahaha no BS

I created this web site on this computer:

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"In a world of illusion you only see what you feel"

all of womankind has wronged me greatly by not treating me like a sex object all this time.

i'm the lindburgh baby.

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

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Originally posted by Swamper I created this web site on this computer:

Now thats shameful!! LOL!! What is that anyways? It's a dinosour thats for sure. Prolly with a
WHOLE 16k RAM and a 20hz mega-fast processor and a HUGE 1 mb HDD

Heh heh

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I collect cigerette butts outta public urinals and sort them by brand.

That reminds me of the time I met 60 yr old guy and we went back to his place and he made me fuckin him in the ass in front od his kids.
hahahhahahhaha Adam Sandler qoute.

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Originally posted by ABTsportsline I ran away from home when i was 16, didn't return till i was 18 only to leave again and get apartments until i was 21, when i returned home again I dropped out of high school, then re-entered.... have attended 5 colleges/universities in the last 5 years but only have 70 credits, but still scored a 1480 on my SAT, 97th percentile on the ASVAB, and never had less than a 4.0 throughout college. I was in gangs in high school but was also in chess club, and was a local champion. I was in detention every-other day for screwing around in school, yet i designed a computer program for all the teachers to keep track of students, scores, grades, etc.... that they all used. my first car had 17" chrome 3-stars, 18 tubes of Neon, 4 12" subwoofers, was lowered & in several Lowriding car clubs... blah blah blah.... bunch of other shit, but it really doesn't matter.

bad, bad, bad, bad boy...you make me feel so gooooooood j/k robster

I have been going to houseparties and taking dope 1 year before I was allowed to (hrm...I was never allowed to do dope btw ) and I went a lot further into the country then I was allowed to...

Twice I have driven 9 hrs to get to a party in Bochum in Germany and my parents figured I was in the local club

When sometimes they asked my if I was on dope I lied about it....but they know now anyhow...

I had a one-night stand with a "famous" Dutch hardcore dj not because I got horny of his famousness, but because me and him and his friend were sleeping over at my my friends house, and she was dating his friend, and we weren't supposed to sleep in the same room, but we did and from one thing came another lol

um...btw....how much more do I need to tell? I've got some more touchy stories

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Mayibuye Africa!Viva Mexico - Hasta la Chingada!Malaysia I will be there

i let my dog lick me on the face.....

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone