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Originally posted by jonSun go alone & pick up a hot bridesmaid. Last wedding I went to it was my 2nd cousins wedding. Well at the beginning of the reception i decide to have some drinks. Well there was a hot bridesmaid with her fat tittys almost busting outta the dress. So instantly when she was at the bar by me, i had to strike up a convo. Well we were getting along good. Then we all have to sit down cause dinner is gonna start & they are gonna announce the newlyweds thingy. Well when her name gets announced she had the same last name as me. I was like WTF. So i asked my older cousin who was sitting next to me & she explained the big tittied chick was my cousin that i never met before. Damn i was shocked.

1st cousin turn and run, 2nd cousin have some fun

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Originally posted by igottaknow so how is fucking ur cousin an insentive to go to a wedding alone? btw, did u fuck her?

LOL no way, i was also embarressed.

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Originally posted by jonSun LOL no way, i was also embarressed.

i'd be embarressed too if i fucked my cousin

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Originally posted by jonSun go alone & pick up a hot bridesmaid. Last wedding I went to it was my 2nd cousins wedding. Well at the beginning of the reception i decide to have some drinks. Well there was a hot bridesmaid with her fat tittys almost busting outta the dress. So instantly when she was at the bar by me, i had to strike up a convo. Well we were getting along good. Then we all have to sit down cause dinner is gonna start & they are gonna announce the newlyweds thingy. Well when her name gets announced she had the same last name as me. I was like WTF. So i asked my older cousin who was sitting next to me & she explained the big tittied chick was my cousin that i never met before. Damn i was shocked.

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i will be the big tittied chick at the wedding i am going to too! lol! i will be sure to be on the look out for any pervs! lol!

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Originally posted by igottaknow i'd be embarressed too if i got caught fucking my cousin

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Originally posted by dallastar i will be the big tittied chick at the wedding i am going to too! lol! i will be sure to be on the look out for any pervs! lol!

watch out for your cousins

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Originally posted by Aquarian watch out for your cousins

i will

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Originally posted by Slylee are u kidding? go alone. you have a really good chance of hooking up. women are ready to go at weddings after some champagne. didn't u learn anything from vince and owen?

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they went in a team of two, but I don't think I can trust my friends. At least the ones that are in town.


i think ima bring my camera and tell the hot girls I am playing a picture scavenger hunt. They will melt like butter.

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Originally posted by dallastar \ i will be the big tittied chick at the wedding i am going to too! lol! i will be sure to be on the look out for any pervs! lol!

Define "pervs."

I don't think normal dudes with a sex drive are "pervs" at all.

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