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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel last year we bought an 1993 buick regal and we named her "auntie carol" and we took her on our honeymoon. Whenever the car started acting up we would say things like "come on auntie carol!" or "atta girl auntie carol".

only old ppl drive those cars. oh uhgg i feel embarrased for you.

btw, i dont talk to my car, i'm too busy, swearing at other drivers, surfing the radio, picking my nose, and checking out that hot chic walken on the sidewalk with out getting into an accident.

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Originally posted by Nabistai I've never talked to my car, but most of the time I'm talking to the cars in front of me when they're not going fast enough. Dunno why

for fuck's sake go faster!!!!

oh yeah, i do that a lot.

i would talk to my truck when it was skidding, sliding, or getting stuck in the snow. easing onto the gas, i'd say, "come on girl....easy does it ....easy does it....there we go...oh yeah!"

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Originally posted by tubularbills "come on girl....easy does it ....easy does it....there we go...oh yeah!"

Thats Hot

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I love my Prelude more than my future wife. There. I said it.











P.S. After finishing work pretty late tonight, I look in the parking lot and there she was, silver rims and lipstick red paint shining brilliantly under the light. She was looking so hawt tonight.

P.P.S. Can't wait to take my time and wax her, inch by inch this weekend. She'll be glowing on Monday.

I yell at him when it breaks.. and I ?$#?# him in the muffler when he's doing good

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I yell at other people and their cars.

Me and my car are perfect.

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Originally posted by igottaknow checking out that hot chic walken on the sidewalk with out getting into an accident.

well hot.....idk, but chic definitely not. but still, seeing christopher walken on the sidewalk would be awesome, i'd totally flip out and almost get into an accident

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