Mad Tom Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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**Man I'm Pretty**

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Originally posted by tathi - Renegades new political party promises sex with underage girls and free train tickets for all! Vote 1 Renegade!

That's nothing but a perverted lie. I've never supported free train tickets.

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Originally posted by Renegade That's nothing but a perverted lie. I've never supported free train tickets.

yeah that would be pretty disgusting. Apart from this i like ur policies and would like to subscribe to some sort of blog if available?

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Originally posted by tathi pffft and you call yourself a writer?

HAHAHAHAHA & you call one who writes bullshit on TA being a writer?
haaaaaaaa

ANYWAYS:

PKC is crying because he finally had a good look at himself in the mirror

Tachyon is crying because he aint going out clubbing

Begic & Onion are crying because they miss their tranthz

Philby is crying coz he found out he was born a hairy gorilla & has to keep getting his back waxed

Ben & Scott are crying because Teflon Tpot keeps doing their heads in

SO THEN MISSYM HAS A FIT AT ALL THE SOOKS AND CHOPS ALL THEIR HEADS OFF & FEEDS EM TO BB NAZICISM!

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Originally posted by tathi - Renegades new political party promises sex with underage girls and free train tickets for all! Vote 1 Renegade! - unknown to tathi, his alter ego The Phantom Masturbator has taken charge of dinner duties cooking the housemates an assortment of creamy treats - To pay back the several thousand dollar fine, Soups struts around the house in his underwear emblazoning his taut guns (the product of many hours of hard work in the tool shed) to catch the eye of potential customers - After Begic doesn't return Batemans advances, he solicits Soups for sex. Soups is outraged that Bateman is only willing to pay $4. - In a goon inspired stupor Charlee declares her love to Tasmanias biggest (and only) trance DJ, "DJ PKC". - DJ PKC lets her down gently "i could never have sex with someone who isn't related to me by blood" he says

thats some great work there cvnt

though i coulda swore it said begic doesnt return batman's advances, and i thought bollocks! he'd bend over faster than you could say "quickly batman, whip me with your utility belt".

lol at the wannabe jews. hahahahaha. we dont make enough fun of jews in this forum methinks

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Originally posted by Aesthetic - enter philby and simon, the two wannabe jew couple. while they're not sitting by the sauna talking about how elite they are that they listen to psy trance, they're jerking off over pictures of john 00 fleming

Begic the intruder enters the house wearing a set of fairy wings waving his magic fluffy pixie wand around and instantly all ta housemates fall on the ground, basking in the great ones fluff tunes. (Especially PKC who makes a run for Begics fly)

But Philby and Simon resist so Begic has his fairy fluff helpers hold them down whilst he fits the two born fighters with headphones, and at top volume plays his latest remix of an old REO Speedwagon classic that is looking big in Europe. (Signed to Blackhole) Philby and Simon fight to the death and on hearing the breakdown both convulse and die.

Begic with his wings now bigger than ever takes MISSYM to the punishment room and proceeds to fuck all the capitals out of the bitch. PKC while batting off to this surreal vision, takes out an eye cause its been so long since he's fired a lanyard and has to be evacuated to the BB hospital for treatment.

On seeing this Channel 10 executives promptly cancel the show and the world is a much better place but PKC lives happily ever after.

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Originally posted by Simon00 and proceeds to fuck all the capitals out of the bitch.

best line yet!!

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SIMON THE VEG-A-TA-BOOL cant handle the house anymore so he kills himself, the sad pussy he is.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

meanwhile the rest of the housemates chuck a party & celebrate!

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Originally posted by Heidi_Fleiss She's not witty. She's not funny. She's not on the ball. She's just...

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN a girl.

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Originally posted by MiSSyM SIMON THE VEG-A-TA-BOOL cant handle the house anymore so he kills himself, the sad pussy he is. awwwwwwwwwwwwwww meanwhile the rest of the housemates chuck a party & celebrate!

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im not TRYING to be witty or funny, unlike some try hards here.

im simply being REALISTIC

^^^ ppft, if you have to be realistic, be creative too at least!

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