Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
You know how when people have runny noses and they stuff their nose with tissue; well, I do the same with my bum.
yay I just invented the Bum Tampoon
Never saw Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?
Jun-22-2006 06:01
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
the worst stuff is public bathroom tp. its thinner than the ozone. in the end you use the same amount you just have to work harder and pull more off.
haha i had to piss last week in the city so i went into the cubicle & decided it'd be a good time to blow my nose, so i pulled a sheet out of what was essentially greaseproof paper. There is no way on earth that anyone could wipe fecal matter off with it.
Myself, I get Asda's huge packs. About £6 for 24 rolls, without taking layers off my ass each time i wipe.
Jun-22-2006 09:00
_Nut_
North x NorthWest
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: 61.105423,-149.723555
quote:
Originally posted by Nell
so your the little shit who goes round TP'ing houses i bet!
sorry.... high school was 10 years ago for me.
Jun-22-2006 12:01
LiquidNitrogen
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Singapore
quote:
Originally posted by PhaseFour
do french ppl really use bidets?
Yups, its quite used in japan, india as well.
Jun-22-2006 12:07
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
lol no
i got some cheap 2 ply toilet paper but it does the job, cleans my arse
Are you friggin' nerds telling me that you don't know about the 3 seashells?!?!?
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Jun-22-2006 14:54
placebo
501xx
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Somewhere
quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
When u wake up in the morning after a night of drinkin & eating tacos b4 bed the soft stuff is nice.
Exactly. The cheap stuff will hurt your bunghole
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Jun-22-2006 14:55
placebo
501xx
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Somewhere
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Are you friggin' nerds telling me that you don't know about the 3 seashells?!?!?
OMG worst movie ever hahahaha
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Jun-22-2006 14:55
chojin
<3 Leah
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England
Re: Expensive Toilet Paper
quote:
Originally posted by Nell
I really dont see the point.
I use the supermarkets economy range and i find it more than sufficient, afterall im wiping my arse with it momentarily before flushing it away, what more do you want!? tbh, i'd use yesterdays newspaper if i didnt run the risk of getting the headlines temporarily tattoed on my ring piece.
These super deluxe, triple ply, pretty pattern, 'softer to the skin' rolls are pointless extras. As long as the cheap stuff doesnt tear and it gets any remaining poop off my backside i couldnt care less about anything else.
i paid 40p for 4 rolls, and i could see stuff going up to £3+ for the same ammount. Mental.
whats everyone elses take on bog roll?
we always use tesco value. much better than that andrex stuff that just smudges it about a bit