I only smoke and do blow when i'm drunk.

I'm just drunk ALOT.

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I only take out hundreds of dollars from the club atm when I'm drunk, and then I see the reciept in my wallet when i sober up, and think omfg!!!!!!

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ENERGY. ENERGY. ALWAYS.

I only dunk when Im drunk

I only randomly dial people on my phone list when i'm drunk.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the underwear
To get her stinky crap a bone.
When she got there, the pee was ugly
And so her rancid dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the boobs
to fetch a/an bra of water.
Jack fell down and broke his plunger,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her mollusk.
And when she was drunk, she was very, very retarded,
And when she was bad, she was gay.
There was a shiny woman
who drank in a shoe.
She had so many buttons
She didn't know what to do.

I might not be entirely sure why people are underlining words

WOAH! Wrong thread...

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Originally posted by Theresa I smoke only when I am drunk.

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Originally posted by dj_bas I only smoke and do blow when i'm drunk. I'm just drunk ALOT.

Yes, yes, and yes.

I Only Call Ex's When I'm Drunk!

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Mind your own business!

I only shit under trees in public parks when I'm drunk.

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Originally posted by D-res I only shit under trees in public parks when I'm drunk.

I only do that when I'm on shrooms... and usually it isn't parks, but school playgrounds... and not under trees, but in the middle of a field.