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The way this night started, i just KNEW this would be a mess. We are walking down college, when all the sudden we see this thirty something dude, walking down the street with this young looking girl- then, out of nowhere this girl with the biggest ghetto vocab i have encountered in sometime begins yelling "Oh no you didnt, bitch please you did not do that to my sister you hoe! No trick ass bitch plays those games with my family bitch!" Next thing you know, the erratic gangsta boo begins runnning after the accused, and all the sudden we are smack dab in the middle of "Cheaters - Thursday Toronto Special Edition". I was waiting for Joey Greco to come flying around the corner in an SUV for fucks sake. These chicks were weaving through traffic, yelling out obscenities, while "Mr. Playa" just sat back and enjoyed the ride. Good stuff, quality entertainment.
There was something in the air lastnight, could've been the water.... or maybe it was embedded in the fucking walls at Beba - but jesus h christ..... i have never seen the gong show make an appearance with such authority ON A FUCKING THURSDAY.
Track of the night: "Girl.... you'll be a woman, soooon!" OMG. lost my shit when that came on. lol. Sambucca was served, not by Fuad - but BY HIS BROTHER!?! Twilight zone. I met plain jane AGAIN, for the ten millionth time, and was introduced AGAIN.... jesus. Head out to the patio, maybe the most ackward moment I have ever been a part of..... I thought Sasha and Steve were about to rumble. Tristan was a pimp. Like a true fucking pimp. (good form d00d).... there was sweat dripping from the ceiling, that when made contact with my skin, gave me a severe rash. Lots of the Saturday Wet Nap Guv crew made it out for this one.... went BANANNAS when Oli dropped "This is not Miami" with the accapella "It's a spiritual thing, a house thing" - oh that worked so well. Hmmmmm..... whatelse. Sarah - happy fucking birthday, you were having a blast - i meant to get you a 'Vodka Bender', but totally slipped my mind due to the chaotic pace of the night. I truly didnt know what i was getting myself into.
Head over to pita pit, Gong Show part Deux.... which required me to get a double meat souvlaki with all the fixins.... just to calm my nerves. The triple hot sauce seemed to do the trick. Apparently the cross dresser convention was in town, which didnt seem to phase Steve - as he was eyeing down the 'leopard print princess' with a watchful eye. Dude, it's ok.... just keep singing 'You'll be a woman soon', and maybe she will.... but for now, she's probably got a bigger cock than the two of us combined.
Squeegy kids did well lastnight, the playas and playettes did their thing, and the people at Beba were bojangled into the next century - but all in all, a fantastic, entertaining night, that I wouldve kicked myself for missing.
Gong Show T-Shirts will be available soon.... at a sketch shop near you.
p.s. - pippi longstockings FTW. wow. fantastic pantaloons.
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Shanny - GET ON THAT SHITZ!!!! When I get back in sept you gotta have the whole thing organized!
