mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, and that if you found shit on the rug its cuz you are prolly licking the wrong side

ROFLMAO
This is the most hilarious (sp?) thread I have ever seen here.

Dude get a clue, most women dont poo a guys apartment/house, how do you know she took a poop instead of a wiz...

Anyway you already called her on it hahahahaha

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Originally posted by Cuervo79 ROFLMAO This is the most hilarious (sp?) thread I have ever seen here. Dude get a clue, most women dont poo a guys apartment/house, how do you know she took a poop instead of a wiz... Anyway you already called her on it hahahahaha

yeah dude, this man right. You totally blew a chance to get with this girl now. Good job!

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Originally posted by ivanbee update! so i decided i had to call this bitch out...i don't really "LIKE HER LIKE HER" so i had nothing to lose. here is how the phone convo went: ringgggg her: hello? me: hey what's up? her: nothing much just getting ready for work me: hey i gotta ask you something her: what? me: did you happen to notice a little piece of shit on my bathroom floor yesterday? her: no...that's gross! me: ya it is, especially cus it was yours! her: what??? me: well i know it wasn't me, and my dog was outside all day...and you were the last person to use the bath-- CLICK! she hung up on me. so that's that

ummm dumb move. pets do have accidents. i think you were just paranoid. put down the pipe k?

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Originally posted by ivanbee update! so i decided i had to call this bitch out...i don't really "LIKE HER LIKE HER" so i had nothing to lose. here is how the phone convo went: ringgggg her: hello? me: hey what's up? her: nothing much just getting ready for work me: hey i gotta ask you something her: what? me: did you happen to notice a little piece of shit on my bathroom floor yesterday? her: no...that's gross! me: ya it is, especially cus it was yours! her: what??? me: well i know it wasn't me, and my dog was outside all day...and you were the last person to use the bath-- CLICK! she hung up on me. so that's that

Wow... I have lost any shred of respect I may have had lingering for you.

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Originally posted by dj_bas It's obvious that your dog doesn't want to share you with anyone. He'll continue to crap on rugs your entire life, driving every woman you'll ever love away. I saw it on TV once.

this man speaketh the truth


kill the dog

dna test is the only way to know foe sho

btw, my bet is on the dog. stupid

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Originally posted by tribu it was probably caught on her ass hair and swung loose when she stood up

that made me lol

psshhh YES my dog pissed on my co-workers rug but that was only cus i forgot to put out newspaper for him one day. he ALWAYS goes outside. he'll sit by the door and wait for me to let him out. he is very well-trained. plus, he was outside all day yesterday, so it couldn't have been him. ALSO...it wasn't like a "complete" piece of shit, it was more like a little portion of it....i don't really like this chick so i didn't care what she thought. i know for a fact it was her turd on my bathroom floor. i'm VERY clean and i can't stand dirt/dust/dirty laundry or dishes/etc...so i would totally notice if i wiped my ass and dropped a little nugget on the floor. i'm 99.9% sure it was her cus she was in the bathroom for about 5 minutes (plenty of time to drop a deuce) i shoulda took a picture of it but im a n00b

HAHAHAAHAH AAHAAHAH

This is fucking tooo goood

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Originally posted by d-miurge Some people think that Paris Hilton is a singer, don't be amazed by the fact that some people think that Sean Tyas is a good EDM producer.

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Originally posted by ivanbee so i met this chick about ohhhhh 1 month ago and we've been talking on the phone and what not since then. well, we finally got around to hanging out tonight. we didn't do much, just sat around the house and chilled, etc. so anyways, she asks to use the bathroom and i say 'sure go right ahead' whatever. well, when she leaves i go into the bathroom to take a shower and there is a piece of turd on the rug i know it's not my dogs cus he is potty trained...do you think she just dropped a little nugget on there on accident...OR do you think she hates me so much for not hanging out with her sooner that she said fuck it and left me a little surprise. srsly the grossest thing ever. i had to clean it up

those are called willnots

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