Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
there is no way to solve women.
all you can do is buy them nice things,stroke their egos and give them oral until they cant walk.Do all of this and you might just be allowed a night out with the boys once in awhile.If you are really good she wont even call you 567 times.
no and yes mean what they mean...its the word FINE you have to watch out for.
Jul-05-2006 20:00
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
behind every psycho woman who calls her man 567 times on his "boys night out", is a man who can't be trusted
when craig goes out with his single buddy, i don't even think about him once during the night while i'm out with my friends...no joke. it's a really nice feeling actually. i know he represents me and is a good boy
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-05-2006 20:03
all-nite-freak
Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
behind every psycho woman who calls her man 567 times on his "boys night out", is a man who can't be trusted
when craig goes out with his single buddy, i don't even think about him once during the night while i'm out with my friends...no joke. it's a really nice feeling actually. i know he represents me and is a good boy
im a prick, but im a faithful prick
Jul-05-2006 20:08
monishb
Transformed
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Vancouver-Toronto-Dubai-Mumbai
1+1= women
Jul-05-2006 20:39
dallastar
~Dance~Sing~Floss~Travel~
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: 333 Half Evil ™
Re: I've solved Women
quote:
Originally posted by Subey
The solution:
Yes means Yes
No means No
or
No means 'barrier I want you to defeat in order to prove you are worthy'. Telling the difference between the two nos is part of the barrier.
sometimes
yes means no
and
no means yes!
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Jul-05-2006 21:07
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
who needs more than a handful?
\o
edit: That's a reference to my girlfriend, by the way... and the fact that every boob is a boob, so I don't see limits here
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Jul-05-2006 21:25
OnePercent
Guest
Registered: Not Yet
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
who needs more than a handful?
craig loves my small boobs anyway. they probably remind him of a 17 year old.
Why is it whenever a woman uses the "more than a handful is a waste" defense for small boobs, men always offer support, but whenever I use the "more than a handful is a waste" defense for my small package, every woman just laughs? Perhaps, I've said too much.
Jul-05-2006 21:34
starglider
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Montreal, Canada
No means yes.
Yes means anal.
Jul-05-2006 21:55
wizniz
operator
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: terror wagon
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
yea, they're dumb...with the exception of maybe a small handful.
SLYLEE IS TEH UBER FEMALE!
but i learned in biology that being a super-female isnt a good thing.
haha triple x's
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Jul-06-2006 00:09
dallastar
~Dance~Sing~Floss~Travel~
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: 333 Half Evil ™
quote:
Originally posted by starglider
No means yes.
Yes means anal.
at least women have two whole's down there!
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Jul-06-2006 00:26
R!CH
check signal
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: potrero hill
women 18-25 are for playing with... women 26+ are for having relationships with.
