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Originally posted by DjConfessions then i ask azias phone number. wonderful world.

i'd bend over to tie my shoe, tent popped, i shreak from poking surprise, smack u
ok point made. you need to get some, and not make it obvious to be so desparate on ta.
you're asking for it.

you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser

dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand

inb4dacock

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand inb4dacock

does anyone know an Alicia Munguia and can convince her to come back to San Diego?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak dude, seriously go for guys.Anyone who thinks like you and ass penetration go hand in hand

if not /\ that:

warmed lotion + hand (yours apparently) + durrty movie/mag = release of built up sperm which = you not as desparate + pathetic sounding perhaps?

trying to help

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Originally posted by DjConfessions you're making me feel emo again like in the 8th grade when u guys got me so emo i started writing about killing u all and then my art teacher found my notebook and then i was sent to the school police and they called the police and put me in a hopsital and that ruined my life cus i had to go to an alternative school where i couldn't stregnthen my relationship with Alicia Munguia who was the only girl that ever really dug me but then the moved away and she gave me her email adress and when i emailed her she never emailed me back and then that made me cut my arms and then i joined tranceaddict and then BOOM, i suddenly became a loser

do us a favor delete this thread then delete yourself. kthxbye

i wear gel in my hair and have the same glasses as the guy from linkin park. how can i not be getting the chicks

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i wear gel in my hair and have the same glasses as the guy from linkin park. how can i not be getting the chicks

You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

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Originally posted by Demoted You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

I don't get this whole passive/aggressive thing with the ladies. if it hit a girl i get told i have anger problems. if i am too passive i get called a fag. it makes me just wanna pull my pubes out

i heard jack osbourne has a girlfriend

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by Demoted You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

+1
put them in a full nelson and scream "i dont know how to use it but i will poke you" at the top of your lungs.Sure you will get arrested, but it will also probably be the closest you ever get to a female.Jail time is an added bonus where you can work on your macking techniques with 300lb cafeteria workers.Go for the spider tatoo...its prison for be gentle.

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Originally posted by Demoted You have to be aggressive. Hit them with chairs, they'll understand.

OR
eat healthy, workout, get a tan, lose the glasses, wear TAG and chew trident white

that may be the step in the right direction.