Once i blacked out in my crib and woke up sucking on my mommys tit.

2 months old

Phenomenal

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

I got drunk sloshed this time, got in my car, got my self driving, saw one red light in distance, stopped my car at the light, got out to piss, took my weiner out ... and damn blackout.

20 years old.

rediculase.

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I blacked out. I don't remember.

17 years old.

redeeckulase

My neighbor is blind.

48 years old.

Rudy Culaise.

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Originally posted by d-miurge My neighbor is blind. 48 years old. Rudy Culaise.

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One time I was hanging out with Christopher Columbus (cool bloke I should say) and he was like, you know what I wanna do? So I said "What Chris?" And he goes "I wanna discover India". I was like "WTF is India?!" So I connected to this WiFi network and googled it, but WTF NO ONE HAD ANYTHING ABOUT INDIA (remember this was like 1492 or some shit and google was still primitive). So we drove around on his ship or whatever and BAM we hit this land, and I was like OMFG THIS IS NOT INDIA, but NO, Christopher had to be his little bitchy ass self and tell me it was fucking India. Anyways, ends up, I'm fucking right, it is actually America, but he had already knifed all those bitches and whatnot, so now they have casinos.

Twenty years old

Rediculous.

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

i'm working friday and saturday, and i believe sunday too. i wish i could black out and wake up on monday, only to face another week of work.

20 years old.

lacksdickjewless.

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I once blacked out and didn't remember anything of my past life only that I work a dead end job...

20 years old

rediculomagifico!

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GDM yo!

'Under peaceful conditions the warlike man attacks himself' - Nietzsche

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Originally posted by dallastar I do not lurk here on TA!