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Originally posted by Ygrene Once, while attending a sleepover at my friends house last year....a wasp stung me on the top of my foot. It hurt pretty badly but, I was like 'meh'. Then my friends mom comes a running and she's like "Here, let me put this meat tenderizer on it." I was like 'wtf?!?!' So she slaps the meat tenderizer on there and the pain was gone instantly.

i tried that trick in africa, my foot hurt even more when it was bitten off by a cheetah

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Originally posted by Masonious i was running through the woods when i was a little kid and accidentally kicked a rotten log. retarded amounts of little bees flew out and stung the shit out of me. they got under my shirt, my underwear and in my hair. i wish i had a video tape of what i looked like trying to get them off me. that spasmodic, frantic seizure-like dance people do when they're getting stung is lolworthy.

Now that we are older and stronger and meaner, LET'S GO BACK AND GET THOSE BEES! YEAH!!

*makes fists out his fingerless-gloved hands and then punches his palm for effect*

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The only time I've been stung is when my friend and I were hitting golf balls in his yard. Of course I manage to hit a hive up in a tree.

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Originally posted by Masonious i was running through the woods when i was a little kid and accidentally kicked a rotten log. retarded amounts of little bees flew out and stung the shit out of me. they got under my shirt, my underwear and in my hair. i wish i had a video tape of what i looked like trying to get them off me. that spasmodic, frantic seizure-like dance people do when they're getting stung is lolworthy.

I too fought a hive and lost.

I found the worst part was hours later when you try to sleep and can't find any position that doesn't put pressure on the spots where you were stung

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we have a lot of wasps here in georgia. they all vote bush too

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Originally posted by Jackson Bee's i can respect because they have a purpose...wasps dont! I believe its Wasps that are the only creature that don't have a role on our planet.

Well they seem to be able to scare the crap out of humans easily. So maybe thats their role. To fuck our shit up.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Now that we are older and stronger and meaner, LET'S GO BACK AND GET THOSE BEES! YEAH!! *makes fists out his fingerless-gloved hands and then punches his palm for effect*

*tightens belt over pink and black striped Spandex*

le's hunnnt

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Originally posted by Sunsnail we have a lot of wasps here in georgia. they all vote bush too

That's what I thought this thread was about when I first saw the title.

I remember first moving from NYC to the American south when I was about 8. The south was the first place I saw a wasp and I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!?" Legs hanging down and shit. Definately one of the freakiest insects I had seen at that time.

Nowadays pretty much, I act as normal as I can around wasps, and they don't bother me. Glad I live in the City.

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i hate WASPS!

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

i was climbing up some rocks a few years ago, and i got stung on my upper thigh! i jumped down onto a ledge and scraped my ass on the way down. owwwwww....and the sting left a 4 inch diameter red circle

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Originally posted by dallastar i hate WASPS!

bigot!!!


Can you imagine what it would be like to go through life knowing you have no purpose? God, Lifetime needs to make a movie about that shit. My Life As A Wasp: Most Depressing Story Ever...

Tagline: When the only purpose in life is to be bird food, you'd sting some m*****f***** too.

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