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Originally posted by dj_bas So me and my girlfriend managed to get backstage into the VIP at a club one way or another and Oakenfold is back there as well. We're just hanging out talking to some friends when Oakenfold approaches my girlfriend (he's about 5 feet tall btw) and asks her if she wants any blow. She looks at him all confused and just says..."noo...thanks i'm ok". And comes up to me and says "babe, this weird looking guy just asked if I wanted any blow...it looked like Oakenfold but WAY worse." We kinda laughed then she pointed him out, "babe...that IS Oakenfold." A little later he was trying to pick up on my girlfriend and she says (I shit you not), "sorry, I only date djs." That was a good night.

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Originally posted by Demoted I don't understand how he just refuses to believe how horrendous he really is these days.

Cocaine. It's a hell of a drug!

I think I've figured out the deal with Oakenfold's hair. It's become the physical manifestation of his ever-growing ego as more and more blow goes up the nose.

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Originally posted by dj_bas So me and my girlfriend managed to get backstage into the VIP at a club one way or another and Oakenfold is back there as well. We're just hanging out talking to some friends when Oakenfold approaches my girlfriend (he's about 5 feet tall btw) and asks her if she wants any blow. She looks at him all confused and just says..."noo...thanks i'm ok". And comes up to me and says "babe, this weird looking guy just asked if I wanted any blow...it looked like Oakenfold but WAY worse." We kinda laughed then she pointed him out, "babe...that IS Oakenfold." A little later he was trying to pick up on my girlfriend and she says (I shit you not), "sorry, I only date djs." That was a good night.

ol' stroke'n'fold

Great thread.

No Coakie-fanboys appeared yet though.

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Originally posted by Demoted Hell, if you all haven't heard it, listen to it yourself: [[ LINK REMOVED ]]

i dont think i've ever heard someone wreck that badly over and over

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Originally posted by D-res i dont think i've ever heard someone wreck that badly over and over

'oh my'

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

Pfff. What a girl.

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Whats with you and scary avatars recently

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Originally posted by THE_Chris Whats with you and scary avatars recently

My avatars aren't scary apart from the clown. How, should I try something else?

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Originally posted by pvdAngel My avatars aren't scary apart from the clown. How, should I try something else?

something pleasing to the eyes

like a boob shot or something

*nods*

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ something pleasing to the eyes like a boob shot or something *nods*

Mmmm, yeah you'd love that, especially one with your name on it, uh huh.

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