Do they still have these shows.. I used to watch em as a kid... but I haven't seen Maury or Jenny Jones on TV for the longest time..

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Maury - Does "I'm not yo baby daddy" shows the best.

Jenny Jones - Does "I was a geek in highschool but look at me now biatch" episodes the best.

Jerry Springer - Does "I'm a closet Tranny and my boyfriend doesn't know" episodes the best.

Montell - Does being a douche the best.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie I watch Maury at 9am on the days I work from home. I am so familiar with the "You are NOT the father" recurring episodes with the girl who comes back every month with a diff't dude, including one of the previous dudes father while in jail. Did She find out yet? I was on vacation for a long time.

Are you talking about Marisol?? (I remember her name bc its my bf's fav name)....She brought 9 men on...none the father....then she came back bc she had another kid... bc she slept with a guy in NYC while coming to the maury show the first time....didn't remember his name, so her and Maury combed the streets of Harlem looking for the guy, in the same area where she slept with him....now THAT is a hoe...

How are you gonna come on TV looking for 9 men, then that night sleep with another nameless guy without using a condom....some people have no sense!!!

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I barely watch TV let alone shows like this.. lol
Besides, I am never home for daytime shitty TV anyhow..

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Marisol FTW!!!!!!

She had I believe 4 kids..all different fathers...didn't the paternity test involve the guy's uncle/cousins and all these other guys too. I mean in the matter of one month how in the hell does one have time for that and taking care of her kids? Child services should definitely take them away.

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other common themes:

"i want to reveal a crush" - already mentioned.

"finding long lost family members"

"slob makeover!"

"slut makeover!"

"tomboy makeover!"

(I have a soft spot for makeover shows of all types)


I also saw this crazy topic on maury several different times:

"is it a she or a he" where the audience had to guess if the model was a woman or a dude dressed as a hot woman. lol! how insulting to the women that were voted to be guys. HA HA HA!!

Neither....OPRAH!

"On today's episode, a woman shares her story about the biggest breakdown in her life; She went into that favourite boutique of hers and saw the dress of life, and some skinny witch sized 2, said it didn't come in her size. Join us as we help her cope with her problem here on.....OPERA!!"

lol...seriously though...everytime my friends bitch about something in their lives...I always sing out "Oprah!"

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hahaha i love this thread!

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Originally posted by Irishaddict hahaha i love this thread!

We totally forgot about Montell!!!

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Originally posted by preppie chick We totally forgot about Montell!!!

He's way too serious.

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Originally posted by yankeeBaby Are you talking about Marisol?? (I remember her name bc its my bf's fav name)....She brought 9 men on...none the father....then she came back bc she had another kid... bc she slept with a guy in NYC while coming to the maury show the first time....didn't remember his name, so her and Maury combed the streets of Harlem looking for the guy, in the same area where she slept with him....now THAT is a hoe... How are you gonna come on TV looking for 9 men, then that night sleep with another nameless guy without using a condom....some people have no sense!!!

I forget her name, but on one show, She had her bf on, which wants to take care of her and her baby, no matter who the father is. Sweet guy, gets all the sympathy from the audience and everyone. Then comes another test... She explained that her bf could not see her father during a scheduled visit at the jail, and she ended up sleeping with HIM, and then they lay it on him, when his father shows up on stage, and the bf just lost it. That was gut wrenching.

The girl I'm talkign about fist came on sure, then really sure on the next show, then 90%, and 100%, then 110% with the next guy, then 200%, 500% and so forth... don't know if it's still going on.

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Originally posted by Irishaddict He's way too serious.

apparently not anymore... he's about psychics, two and three legged dogs. lol

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