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Wurm
In the moment.



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Magic, if only for a while...

I'm surprised that they didn't try a mor einventive play on words:

Butt Pirates
Pirates Are A' Reamin': The Pink Pearl
Pirates Are A' Reamin': Cum on her Chest



...I have revealed too much.


Back to the family-quality jokes.

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iLiptikalOrbitZ
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Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada

What do you call a pedophile pirate?
AARRRRGH Kelly!

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A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?"
The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"

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A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"


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rabbitjoker
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA

YAARRRRRRRRRRR!


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*~LiSa-LoO~*
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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: on holiday

RJ is this thread in honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day coming up soon?!

Also...What's a pirate's favorite letter? T

j/k....RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


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iLiptikalOrbitZ
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Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."


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Adamo
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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Mississauga

One pirate walks into a bar and spots another pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. He goes up and asks the pirate "Arrrrrr...whats with the steering wheel?" and then the other pirate replies..."Arrr...I don't know but its drivin me nuts"

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rabbitjoker
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling about their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch.

The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies: "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?"

"Well," replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" said the sailor. "And how did you get the eye patch?"

"A seagull-dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull-dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate,"it was my first day with the hook..."


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Yes! the pirate jokes are back

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rabbitjoker
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA

YAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!


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quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie


I lol'ed

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